It was so cold in Whoville that if Uchiha Sasuke carried a ceramic purse, it would break and sound like an earthquake in your toilet bowl.
The Grinch was wearing his cute Santa jacket that was made in Detroit and was going down a random house to make sure that everyone's Christmas was ruined because he didn't get a tax return.
"you came into the wrong house, u dweeb," said a husky voice. It was Struder and he had his sword pointed towards the Grinch's titty.
"Silly, don't u know better than to carry knives?" Said the Grinch as he took out a machine gun.