Po pot was at the local arcade like normal and was eating his fifth hotdog. He walked over to one of the new machines and saw that it was something very peculiar.
"what is it?" Said the panda as he looked at it with cute eyes that looked like two little pork chops.
"Read re machine, asshole!" Said a gorilla named Hang Diao. "It's called Dance Dance Revolution."
Po looked at it saw that it said it was made in St. Paul, Minnesota.
"Give it a try!" She said. Po nodded and put a few coins and the song "Blueberry Yum Yum" started playing. A ton of arrows started coming down the screen and Po started to put his feet on each one. The song kept playing and he hit three more, but he lost his balance and fell over and the machine exploded and destroyed the nearby Mortal Kombat II machine.
