CLASSIC FANFIC HOW DOES HE DO IT?
THE SARUTOBI FAMILY by CPeterson
Review
In case you didn't read my Anime Family Tales Fanfic, in this story Asuma and Kurenai are married with four children: Yoruichi from Bleach, Chad from Bleach, Rose from Fullmetal Alchemist and Shikamaru from Naruto. *hint *hint Shikamaru is not a ninja.
Story
"I don't know how you DO IT, Shikamaru…"
"Do what?"
"Oh, never mind."
It made Shikamaru crazy when his sister Rose would stop in the middle of a sentence and leave him hanging. She does this quite often and aggravates most people that she talks to. But no one can stay mad at someone so beautiful. It was an average Saturday when the Sarutobi family decided to take a relaxing outing to the park for a picnic. The sun glistened through the windows and birds made their sweet afternoon "cheep cheep cheeps." Asuma was gathering some puzzles and stories in the living room. Kurenai was preparing a lunch of watermelon, tuna sandwiches and Chono sticks in the kitchen, and the rest of the house was groaning about having to spend the weekend with their parents (especially Jet).
"Dad I've got a date with a hot chick today!" Jet complained. "Can't we make it another time? I'm a busy man."
"Jet, even busy men get to take a break and hang out with the FAM," replied Asuma.
"ARGHHHH!" Jet shouted.
Jet finally complied and the Sarutobi's boarded into their 2009 Lexus vehicle, on their way to the park. The car was always very confined, for there were five children to accommodate three seats! It had been a gift to Asuma from a friend when he was out of work, and the family still could not afford to purchase one in a larger size. Unfortunately, Shikamaru was prone to car sickness and in between his heavy set brother Chad and squirmy sister Yoruichi, he was doomed.
"Dad I'm gonna hurl" cried Shikamaru.
"Oh boy" sounded everyone in unison.
The car jerked to a halt at a red light, jiggling the juices in the pit of Shikamaru's stomach.
"Sorry bro," said Chad apologetically.
Yoruichi was fiercely shaving down her nails with a file, but slowed to give her brother a sincere look of pity and a brief, "Sorry…"
"We're almost there everybody!" said Asuma.
"Shikamaru, please refrain from puking until we reach the park," requested Kurenai politely.
Shikamaru held his stomach and replied, struggling greatly with an, "I'll try..."
Finally they arrived at the park, and were welcomed by a heartbreaking sign: "Park closed for DO IT day" read the notice.
"What?" Rose asked.
"Huh?"Chad said.
"Hmmm…" said Yoruichi.
"Oh!" replied Asuma and Kurenai.
Shikamaru stood, petrified, as if he may pass out in rage.
"It's not open," He said. "Not OPEN?!!!"
"What's DO IT day?" asked Kurenai.
"It's a day where children take a break from family outings and party all day long," said Rose with a triumphant little giggle.
"Oh, then what are you four kids doing here?" questioned Kurenai.
Shikamaru began to cry and the Sarutobi's retreated to celebrate DO IT day.
And that was The End of the Sarutobi Family's 1st adventure.
Please read my Anime Family Tales Fanfic for a better understanding. If you prefer my Sarutobi family FanFics to the others or have some other anime family ideas just let me know, and I will write some more just for you!
I REALLY Hope You Enjoyed! Thank you so much for reading…