this is johnny he runs a five star bar called the character crusade your favorite

characters have been know to have a drink here they tell stories sometimes they

share secrets cause what the bartender hears is confidential right? so i'm there at my

bar when in walks in a surprising customer shima luan of course it's been a while since

she has been on planet dolan so i make her a drink and ask where have you been

shima the whole crew is looking for you they don't even know where you are she

says they do know where i am but they need to keep it a secret i'm like well that's

interesting what have you been doing since you left the show? ell let me explain i

secretly got married i smile at this and say really who's the lucky man she says i can't

say i says okay i understand you wanna keep it a surprise so i then ask you seem like a

happy woman what brings you here? she says i also got kids but i can't tell you there

names either i say wow that's amazing you settled down had a family but you didn't

answer my question cause that really didn't she says well i told dolan and the rest of

the crew to keep it a secret but i feel happy because the fans still care about me i says

oh i get it you came here to celebrate she says kinda i ask her what do you mean it

makes sense don't understand why else you would come here? i just like to get drinks

from time to time you know i nod then say okay okay just don't drink too many cause i

have seen those true stories just then gumball watterson walks in he sits down and

asks for martini and as he is sitting down he puts his hand on shima's that's where i

put two and two together and say holy shit you and him? she angrily looks at me and

says no we are just friends i already told i can't say who i'm married to i'm like okay

then then how come you can't say who your married to? she says cause i wanna keep

it private i says okay that i understand cause the paparazzi will be all over that i'm

guessing well if you and gumball aren't married how come his hand er paw is on yours?

she says that i don't know he just likes doing that well i need to go now i says okay

shima good luck with your life so she pays for her drink and walks i tell ya you see

many strange things at the bar you see a lot of strange things as a bartender that's no

lie i swear by it