Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia, rights belong to the owners. I saw there weren't a lot of Germany x England Fanfiction on the site so I decided to contribute to the few that exist.


Prologue

Unlikely Pair by The Hero

All of you looking at this story are probably like "Unlikely Pair" that's so cliché. Well all the other stories about the two characters falling in love unexpectedly is B.S. The two people I'm going to tell you about are so unexpected it probably doesn't even make any sense. Now you're probably wondering "Why aren't the two people who are in love telling the story?" Well to answer that I say they are both so out of touch with relationships they would be too embarrassed to tell the story themselves. So as the awesome hero I am I will do it for them. "I am the only one who can use the word "Awesome" when referring to themselves!" Gilbert, one of the unlikely pair's brother, says from another room. "Sure I won't use it again." I reply to him. Now you're probably wondering who this awesomely heroic author you are reading this story about an unlikely pair is. Well I, people of the internet, am, Alfred F. Jones and I happen to go to school with the "Unlikely pair." "I can sense you using the word awesome again!" Gilbert says coming into the room. Gilbert and I are roommates; our high school, "Gakuen Hetalia" is a boarding school. We just so happen to be Juniors. "What are you writing about?" He says seeing me on the computer. "Artie and your brother's relationship." "Will this possibly lead to the humiliation of West?" "Mayyyybe." I say with a grin. Gilbert sometimes refers to his brother as West. Don't ask, I don't know why. "Then the awesome me is in!" He says grabbing a chair and rolling next to me in front of the computer. "Alright so I could tell the story with parts that I remember with Artie and you could tell the parts you remember with your brother." " Awesome! I can't wait to post this and humiliate him! Is this your username?" Gilbert says stifling a laugh. "Shut up! I couldn't think of anything good!" I say punching him in the arm. Gilbert rolls his eyes, "Sure, but you do need this changed, I'm an author now too." He added his own username. "You have an account?" I asked shocked. "My blog needs fuel alright, I trash bad ones."

Unlikely Pair by The Hero and Mr. Awesome


This is my first work published on this site. I hope you all like it. Criticism welcome. Thank you for reading!