Hello and welcome to the first review in Pokemon Spotlight! Pokemon Spotlight is where I review a random Pokemon out of the 490 I think it is, Pokemon and talk about my experience with the Pokemon.
This is in honor of my brother, Otokage, who made a special story for me!
Pokemon Spotlight: Bidoof
As all of you sucky Pokemon trainers and noobs may know, Bidoof is one of the first Pokemon you catch in the Sinnoh region in Pokemon Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum.
But how much does it suck you may ask? Extremely. Our test results show know likes or loves Bidoof, not even its own ugly mother. I bet when Bidoof was born the doctor slapped his mother instead.
It is known as the plump mouse Pokemon which doesn't fit its actual appearance. It is actually the fat, retarded beaver Pokemon. It is a normal type which are not the greatest in my opinion, making Bidoof even worse and evolves into the still fat and retarded Pokemon Bibarel. It also can't learn any outstanding, or good to be exact, moves.
Nobody uses this lamo-Pokemon because it has no uses. It is a normal type that cannot to anything! Look at its stupid looking face, weak body, and ridiculous statistics and moves. You will find them everywhere else you find other sucky Pokemon or weak Routes like Route 201.
My advice to all you trainers who actually want to be good and have a social life, don't catch it, trade for it, train it, or look at it. Just kill it with your high leveled Pokemon and be on your cheery ol' way.
Straying away from the Bidoof topic I am wondering what would the true uses of a Chilan berry be? It is supposed make super effective normal type moves do less damage on the user. Only problem is: The normal type isn't supper effective against anything. So it has no use.
I hope you enjoyed my advice on this completely and utterly useless Pokemon.
Tune in next time for my review on the wicked Pokemon Breloom.