I've noticed that there are a lot of Dick/Wally friendship fics. (and NOT slash, I mean) So, I decided to do a Bruce/Barry (NO SLASH) friendship fic. :)

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Friends: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

Best Friends: Help themselves and are the reason you never have any food.

Bruce felt his eye develop a twitch as he opened the mini-Bat-fridge in the Bat-Cave. His Jello pudding was gone. His tapioca Jello pudding was G.O.N.E. Gone. He knew that it wasn't Dick, because Dick knew better, and Wally hated tapioca. So... who else would be in the Bat-fridge?

A hot pink sticky note answered his question.

Bats:

You're out of tapioca again!

-Flash

The twitch turned to a massive tick.

Friends: Will help you move.

Best Friends: Will help you move a dead body.

"BATS! What the Hell did you do?"

"Shut up, Allen, and hand me the shovel!"

Friends: Help you when you fall.

Best Friends: Walk by and say, "Walk much?"

Barry felt the road-rash coming on even as he just stepped on the banana peel. Who the heck leaves a banana peel right in the middle of the hallway on the floor in the Watchtower?

As he fell, face-first, successfully getting a nose-bleed, Barry saw Bruce out of the corner of his eye shove a small piece of a banana into his mouth. As he swallowed, the man chuckled and said, "Walk much, dumba**?"

Friends: Borrow your stuff and give it back to you later.

Best Friends: Lose your stuff and say, "My bad... Here's a tissue."

Batman stalked over to where Flash was eating his lunch, rapid-fire, making Hawkwoman and Black Canary laugh. The Scarlet Speedster didn't even look up as his teammate approached, but said, "Hey, Bats!" with a mouthful of hotdogs.

"Allen, I need back my flash drive."

The speedster snorted.

Batman growled. "No pun intended..."

As Barry wiped his mouth, he turned and gave Batman a sheepish grin. "Uh... Yeah, about that... I lost it." He held out the ketchup-stained napkin to Bats. "Here's a napkin!"

A vein in Bruce's neck popped out, and Barry flinched. "Bye, girls!" In a flash of red, he was gone.

"ALLEN!"

Friends: Think you are insane for jumping from a roof to a trampoline.

Best Friends: Are jumping right after you.

"There is no way in Hell that I am jumping off this roof!"

"Man up, Allen, unless you want to be burnt to a crisp."

Casting a frightened glance back at the flames, Flash groaned and flipped off the roof with a loud cry of, "CANNONBALL!"

As he landed safely in the firefighters' safety-net, Batman jumped after him- but shot out his grappling hook at the last moment and swung off towards Gotham.

"CHEATER!"

Friends: Lend you a pregnancy test.

Best Friends: Are there knocking at the door, screaming, "Name it after me!"

Diana took in a deep breath as Bruce wrapped his arms around her stomach, leaving a row of kisses up her neck. Both pairs of blue eyes watched the stick with inclined fear, worry, excitement, and eagerness. Diana fidgeted with her wedding band as Bruce kissed her earlobe.

Then, a blue blue line appeared.

Instantly, Diana was shouting with joy as Bruce swung her around in a circle-

"HEY! BATS! You're naming it Barry, right?"

That same tick again formed in Bruce's forehead. He turned to the bathroom door and shouted, "And why the HELL would I name my child Bartholomew?"

"...Just an idea..."

Friends: Come to see your wife and baby in the hospital.

Best Friends: Are there when your baby is born.

Dick and Wally were arm-wrestling on the little kids' play-table as Alfred sat behind them, casting disapproving glares at the teens, who ignored him blatantly. Sighing, the old man went back to his knitting.

Athena crawled over and pulled on her big brother's hair, earning a yelp from the Boy Wonder. "Athena!"

The blue-eyes, brown-haired baby cooed and sat on her rump, blowing raspberries at Dick. He couldn't help but smile as he picked her up into his arms and tickled her belly. Tim came over and, smiling, began to make funny faces at the infant.

Diana sat back, smiling and leaning against Bruce's chest as he held her hand in his. They watched their daughter as she, for a lack of better terms, beat up Wally with Dick and Tim as her cheerleaders.

Then, a nurse came in, smiling. "Would you like to see the babies?"

Bruce's eyes widened as he stood, Diana with him. "Babies?"

She nodded, smiling a bit too widely. "Yes. Mrs. Allen delivered two healthy twins- a boy and a girl. Would you like to see them?" she repeated.

Bruce smirked and nodded, but Wally and Dick, still holding Athena, were already running ahead. Tim raced after his big brother on short and stubby legs.

Iris was sitting upright on the bed, holding a bundle of pink in her arms. Barry stood next to her, a broad smile on his features, as he held a bundle of blue. Diana picked up the girl from Iris's arms and 'awed' when she saw that the baby had a full head of red hair. The boy, Bruce saw, also had spiky red fluff on his head.

"What did you name them?" Tim asked innocently as he clambered up onto his godmother's bed. Smiling, Iris turned to Barry, who answered softly.

"This is Jai Thomas Allen." Bruce's heart lurched. "And that," Barry nodded to the yawning bundle in Diana's arms, "is Kailee Martha Allen."

Bruce was speechless. Barry grinned genuinely as he handed the baby boy to the other man. "I may never have know them, but if they made a man as great as you, they must have been great themselves."

As he watched the baby grab onto his finger, Bruce nodded. "They were."

He would never admit that tears were in his eyes.

In case you didn't know, Bruce's parents' names were 'Martha' and 'Thomas' Wayne. So... cha.

If you guys really liked this, then I might do more chapters with friendship. Maybe like, 'Bruce and Oliver' or 'Diana and Dinah' or even some YJ pairings. :))) Maybe?

let me know if that's a good idea! :)