FF: Movie Premiere
Me: Hi everybody..were on, today we are showing a different type of fan fic, we are off to the movies to see Cloud and Sephiroth in a movie o__O;;
I know, scary though...this is being filmed by Kimari via Sony Camcorder..well SOMEONE had to do it ^__^
Kimari: This is child labour
Me: Shup up and record
Kimari: *mumbles something unpleasant*
Tifa: C'mon were leaving
Me: Alrighty
Barret: *walk in wearing a tuxedo* Why the damn do I hafta wear this foo'
Aeris: Barret, its only going to be for a few minutes
Cloud: GUESS WHAT!!!!..I GOT IN A MOVIE!!!
Red: -__-;; we know Cloud, we are off to see it remeber
Cloud: ohhh yeah, silly me ^__^
Me: Anyway, shouldn't we be going now?
Sephiroth: Yup
Cid: Yeah, lets see this ----ing movie already
*Everyone hops into buggy outside*
Inside Buggy
Cloud: Movie-Movie-Movie-Movie-Movie-Movie
Sephiroth: Shut up
Cloud: eivoM-eivoM-eivoM-eivoM-eivoM-eivoM
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Aeris: This is going to be fun!!
Cid: My ass it is
Sephiroth: *rasies eyebrow at Cid*
Cid: Well it is!!!
Tifa: Now now, lets not get into a fight
Me: So, were is this movie being shown?
Vincent: Midgar!
Yuffie: I hate midgar..its full of, Sluts like *coughtifacough*
Tifa: __!!!
Yuffie: I said Tiffina...yes *looks around nevously*
Me: That not what I heard
Yuffie: *mumbles* Shup up
Kimari: My back hurts!
Cait Sith: ^__^
Kimari: Not FUNNY!! *places camera down and mauls Cait*
Cait: OH MY GOD I'M BEING MAULED!!!!
Vincent: Nice job einstein
Yuffie: Is that how its spelt
Vincent: *Shugs*..Oh ---- the camera's on
Kimari: *throws Cait out the window and goes back to filimg with a smug look on his face*
Aeris: o__O;;
Sephiroth: Wait a sec!
Cid: What?
Sephiroth: If we were in costa del sol..and we hafta get to midgar, how do we cross the ocean, the boats have been cancelled due to the filming of the Microsoft movie
Me: Microsoft movie?
Sephiroth: Well what did you expect, they moved into games and computers..why not movies
Me: Good point
Tifa: So does this mean that we have to reboot the movie twice while watching?
*cough cough*
*The buggy enters costa del sol, with millions of people throwing stones at Bill Gates*
Sephiroth: No no, people..you don;t do it like that, you do it like this *grabs Mt Everest and throws it at Bill Gates, killing him*
World: YAY!!!!!!!!!
Cloud: *Sniff*..He's my hero
Cait Sith: *runs into Costa Del Sol and sees dead BG* NOOO!!!!! MY SNUGGLEBUTT..WHO WILL GIVE ME PLEASURE NOW, WHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...I know, the deliteful Brad Pitt fellow
Brad Pitt: Don't look at me
Me: Seph, get in the car, we have to go to Midgar
Sephiroth: *pouts* Party pooper
Vincent: Now that gates is dead, we can hop on the ships
On-board Ship
Cloud: 2875,2876,2877,2878...
Tifa: Whatcha doin Cloud?
Cloud; Counting birds...there are too many...KIMARI!!!!
Kimari: What?
Cloud: Count birdies for me!
Kimari: DUDE!!!!!!!!!!
Me: What?
Kimari: Count Birdies for ME
Me: Ok ^__^..1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9..ah screw this *grabs Sniper Rifle*
Aeris: NOOO!!!!!!!...Whatever you do don't use a rifle on the birds..it hurts the planet
Me: Fine, you win this day Birds
*Aeris walks back around corner*
Me: Now that she is gone *Picks up heat seaking Surface to Air missile launcher* MWAH HA HA HA HA HA..TAKE THIS!!!
*Missiles hit birds, making the explode into lots of feathers*
Cloud: Your meant to count them!
Me: Fine...One...BOOM!!...And None, there counted them
Cloud: Thanx! ^__^
Aeris: *Walking around corner* -__-;;;
Me: ^__^
Off Ship, and into buggy
Aeris: *pouts* Bird Killer
Me: Well they bugged me
Red: So how far till we reach Midgar?
Vincent: About 34 miles
Cloud: Cool...I know how to pass the time
Everyone: O__O!!!!
Cloud: SING ALONG!!!!!...Hit me baby one more time
Me: *Races to jump out of the buggy*
Cloud: OH YEAH!!!!...HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!!
Tifa: You already sung that part
Cloud: Its the HIT only part ME of the BABY song that I ONE know off by MORE heart.......TIME
Everyone: o__O!? *jumps out of buggy to leave cloud in there to sing that damn song*
END OF PART ONE!!!!...PART TWO COMING 28/3/2002
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Preview of Part Two
Cloud: HIT ME BABY ONE MORE...
THE END!!!!
Cloud:...Time?
Me: -__-::
YOU HAVE NO REACHED THE POINT OF NO RETURN
Aeris: WE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!
Tifa: Calm down
Aeris: NEVER!!!!!!!!!! *pounces on Tifa* MUST HAVE BABIES BEFORE DEING!!
Tifa: I think you want Cloud for that one
Aeris:..Oh yeah ^__^
Cloud: huh?
Aeris: *sweetly* oooh Cloud
Cloud: Eep!
Me: Hi everybody..were on, today we are showing a different type of fan fic, we are off to the movies to see Cloud and Sephiroth in a movie o__O;;
I know, scary though...this is being filmed by Kimari via Sony Camcorder..well SOMEONE had to do it ^__^
Kimari: This is child labour
Me: Shup up and record
Kimari: *mumbles something unpleasant*
Tifa: C'mon were leaving
Me: Alrighty
Barret: *walk in wearing a tuxedo* Why the damn do I hafta wear this foo'
Aeris: Barret, its only going to be for a few minutes
Cloud: GUESS WHAT!!!!..I GOT IN A MOVIE!!!
Red: -__-;; we know Cloud, we are off to see it remeber
Cloud: ohhh yeah, silly me ^__^
Me: Anyway, shouldn't we be going now?
Sephiroth: Yup
Cid: Yeah, lets see this ----ing movie already
*Everyone hops into buggy outside*
Inside Buggy
Cloud: Movie-Movie-Movie-Movie-Movie-Movie
Sephiroth: Shut up
Cloud: eivoM-eivoM-eivoM-eivoM-eivoM-eivoM
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Aeris: This is going to be fun!!
Cid: My ass it is
Sephiroth: *rasies eyebrow at Cid*
Cid: Well it is!!!
Tifa: Now now, lets not get into a fight
Me: So, were is this movie being shown?
Vincent: Midgar!
Yuffie: I hate midgar..its full of, Sluts like *coughtifacough*
Tifa: __!!!
Yuffie: I said Tiffina...yes *looks around nevously*
Me: That not what I heard
Yuffie: *mumbles* Shup up
Kimari: My back hurts!
Cait Sith: ^__^
Kimari: Not FUNNY!! *places camera down and mauls Cait*
Cait: OH MY GOD I'M BEING MAULED!!!!
Vincent: Nice job einstein
Yuffie: Is that how its spelt
Vincent: *Shugs*..Oh ---- the camera's on
Kimari: *throws Cait out the window and goes back to filimg with a smug look on his face*
Aeris: o__O;;
Sephiroth: Wait a sec!
Cid: What?
Sephiroth: If we were in costa del sol..and we hafta get to midgar, how do we cross the ocean, the boats have been cancelled due to the filming of the Microsoft movie
Me: Microsoft movie?
Sephiroth: Well what did you expect, they moved into games and computers..why not movies
Me: Good point
Tifa: So does this mean that we have to reboot the movie twice while watching?
*cough cough*
*The buggy enters costa del sol, with millions of people throwing stones at Bill Gates*
Sephiroth: No no, people..you don;t do it like that, you do it like this *grabs Mt Everest and throws it at Bill Gates, killing him*
World: YAY!!!!!!!!!
Cloud: *Sniff*..He's my hero
Cait Sith: *runs into Costa Del Sol and sees dead BG* NOOO!!!!! MY SNUGGLEBUTT..WHO WILL GIVE ME PLEASURE NOW, WHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...I know, the deliteful Brad Pitt fellow
Brad Pitt: Don't look at me
Me: Seph, get in the car, we have to go to Midgar
Sephiroth: *pouts* Party pooper
Vincent: Now that gates is dead, we can hop on the ships
On-board Ship
Cloud: 2875,2876,2877,2878...
Tifa: Whatcha doin Cloud?
Cloud; Counting birds...there are too many...KIMARI!!!!
Kimari: What?
Cloud: Count birdies for me!
Kimari: DUDE!!!!!!!!!!
Me: What?
Kimari: Count Birdies for ME
Me: Ok ^__^..1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9..ah screw this *grabs Sniper Rifle*
Aeris: NOOO!!!!!!!...Whatever you do don't use a rifle on the birds..it hurts the planet
Me: Fine, you win this day Birds
*Aeris walks back around corner*
Me: Now that she is gone *Picks up heat seaking Surface to Air missile launcher* MWAH HA HA HA HA HA..TAKE THIS!!!
*Missiles hit birds, making the explode into lots of feathers*
Cloud: Your meant to count them!
Me: Fine...One...BOOM!!...And None, there counted them
Cloud: Thanx! ^__^
Aeris: *Walking around corner* -__-;;;
Me: ^__^
Off Ship, and into buggy
Aeris: *pouts* Bird Killer
Me: Well they bugged me
Red: So how far till we reach Midgar?
Vincent: About 34 miles
Cloud: Cool...I know how to pass the time
Everyone: O__O!!!!
Cloud: SING ALONG!!!!!...Hit me baby one more time
Me: *Races to jump out of the buggy*
Cloud: OH YEAH!!!!...HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!!
Tifa: You already sung that part
Cloud: Its the HIT only part ME of the BABY song that I ONE know off by MORE heart.......TIME
Everyone: o__O!? *jumps out of buggy to leave cloud in there to sing that damn song*
END OF PART ONE!!!!...PART TWO COMING 28/3/2002
-------------------------------------
Preview of Part Two
Cloud: HIT ME BABY ONE MORE...
THE END!!!!
Cloud:...Time?
Me: -__-::
YOU HAVE NO REACHED THE POINT OF NO RETURN
Aeris: WE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!
Tifa: Calm down
Aeris: NEVER!!!!!!!!!! *pounces on Tifa* MUST HAVE BABIES BEFORE DEING!!
Tifa: I think you want Cloud for that one
Aeris:..Oh yeah ^__^
Cloud: huh?
Aeris: *sweetly* oooh Cloud
Cloud: Eep!