Disclaimer: I do not own the Grand Theft Auto series.
A/N: Seriously...I can't think of anything but GAYNESS for this game...god...I do like the male characters more than the female characters, since they're alot less annoying with their personalities...and there are really no good female characters I could pair him up with, anyway, besides Michelle...so I'll try to think up of a fic for them or something...
This is also a sequel of sorts to that Niko X Packie story from earlier...
When Niko Bellic went to pick up Dwayne Forge for a trip to the bowling alley that night, he wasn't too surprised to see a look of distress on the large black man's face. For a moment, Niko was hoping Dwayne would comment on how nice his clothes looked tonight, but obviously he said nothing about them. Niko felt a bit hurt, but he simply shook the feeling off.
"Hey, Niko..." Dwayne muttered half-heartily as he climbed into the sleek red convertible.
"Hey, Dwayne," Niko replied, his Russian accent as thick as ever, "As sullen as ever, I see. What seems to be the problem today?" He turned on the car's ignition and began driving speedily down the road, sneaking past any cars that were in his path.
Dwayne sighed, and pressed his forehead up against the car door window. "...Do you really wanna know?"
"Yeah." Niko nodded.
"I mean really...do you REALLY wanna know? It's...it's kinda awkward..." Dwayne replied, his voice growing louder.
Niko nodded again. "Yeah. Tell me. I promise I won't laugh..."
"I doubt what I'm gonna tell ya will make ya laugh, son...I really doubt it..."
"...What is it, Dwayne?" Niko was almost about ready to hold a gun up to the man's face just to make him say it already.
Dwayne took in a deep breath and a blush crept up on his dark cheeks. "...I had a dream you and I were married...and we had children...and you called me Dwaynee-baby..." he muttered, feeling completely embarrassed with himself. He closed his eyes, fully prepared for Niko to freak out on him about it. Instead, the Russian man started to chuckle.
"You and every other man in Liberty City has had that kind of dream about me, my friend...you and every other man in Liberty City..." Niko snickered under his breath.
"...Huh?"
"Nothing, nothing..." Niko was still laughing though, leaving Dwayne in a state of total confusion.