The Disclaimer Song version 2.0


Cell: Hey, I'm back!
Yuusuke: But we're still here!
Dad: WHAT?! You job stealing whores I outta s-
Kurama: Bring it on! *Takes out Rose Whip*
Cell: Come on plant boy!
Dad: Yeah, bring it on liddle man!
Whoa, whoa! Stop! Wait a ticket!
Dad, Cell, Yuusuke, Kurama: WHAT??
Uhh don't you wanna sing the song?
Yuusuke: Oh, I almost forgot about that. Yeah, let's go!
Okay, it's to the tune of "Breaking the Girl" by, you guessed it, the Red Hot Chili
Peppers.
Cell: Disclaimer: What the _hell_ do you think this song's about?
Dad: Exactly! Cell, let's show these son of a whores who's boss in this domain!
Cell: Right!
Oh boy.
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The Disclaimer Song version 2.0

This is a song 'bout not ownin' stuff.
This is a song 'bout fics growing mo'.
This is a song, the words we will change.
This is a way to take out my rage!

Feeling so good this day.
Feeling of hate this day!

Twisting and turning, my fingers are burning!
The Disclaimer song!
Kurama, Dad: She owns nothing here.
Wanna be clever?! Send you to my shredder!
The Disclaimer song!
Cell, Yuusuke: She will hurt your dear(A/N:Bad I mean.)

Raised by my dad bored all the day.
Wrote since that day, and this was the way.
I had some fics but I forgot
Add disclaimer, my nerves soon grew taut!

Feeling so bad for a while.
Feeling so cold for a while.

Twisting and turning, my fingers are burning!
The Disclaimer song!
Kurama, Dad: Don't be dumb, don't sue.
Makin' no money, sue and your a dummy!
The disclaimer song!
Cell, Yuusuke: She might harm you too.



Twisting and turning, my fingers are burning!
The disclaimer song!
Kurama, Dad: Trust us she's lethal.
Thought you were smart now your stuck with an old fart!
The disclaimer song!
Yuusuke, Cell: Sue and she will kill.




Cell: Yes! We are back!
Now your fired again.
Yuusuke: Yeah so beat it!
Cell: You job stealing whores!
Kurama: Who you calling a whore, insect!?
Cell: Come on plant boy! Anytime, anywhere!
Dad: Yeah!
See how they work?
Yuusuke: Yeah...you sons of whores!
Cell, dad: Look who's talking!
Yuusuke: WHY YOU SON OF A BITCH! REI GUN!
Cell: Kamehameha! Blows Yuusuke away* Now who wants some?!
Kurama: What the hell?
Dad: C'mon liddle man! Bring yo' ass on!
Uh dad? Cell? Chill.
Dad: You ungrateful w-
Cell: Come on Chibi. Let's just wait til she's done with the fic.
See? Now to send you off...
Cell, Dad: AHHHHHHHHHHH-
BOOM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! *What do I do everytime?*
Cell, Dad: AAAAAAAAHCH! AAAAAAAAAAAAHCCH!
Kurama: o_0? Signing out...?