Technological Faux Pas, an avengers fanfic

Summary: Written for comment-fic at LJ. Prompt: Avengers movieverse, Steve texts in complete sentences with correct grammar.

Technological Faux Pas

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NEW TEXT MESSAGE FROM CAPT. A - Jul. 20, 2012 1:13 PM

July 20, 2012
S.H.I.E.L.D. Headquarters
Undisclosed Location

Dear Tony,

I enjoyed our lunch together last Tuesday very much, although it was unfortunately cut shor

NEW TEXT MESSAGE FROM CAPT. A - Jul. 20, 2012 1:13 PM

t by the attack on the city by those individuals you called "terrorists." I am writing to inquire whether you would care to dine again this Friday next, at the

NEW TEXT MESSAGE FROM CAPT. A - Jul. 20, 2012 1:13 PM

establishment of your choice.

I look forward to continuing our fascinating, albeit confusing, conversation about the Internet and social networking.

Your friend,

Capt. Steve Rogers

NEW TEXT MESSAGE FROM TONY STARK - Jul. 20, 2012 1:14 PM

steve rmbr we talked abt this? texts r not letters! :-|]

NEW TEXT MESSAGE FROM TONY STARK - Jul. 20, 2012 1:14 PM

fri sounds good meet same place?

NEW TEXT MESSAGE FROM CAPT. A - Jul. 20, 2012 1:16 PM

Dear Tony,

I do not understand your message. Is it encoded? If you would you be so kind as to call me at (646) 704-1776 at your leisure, it would be greatly app

NEW TEXT MESSAGE FROM CAPT. A - Jul. 20, 2012 1:16 PM

reciated.

INCOMING CALL FROM TONY STARK- Jul. 20, 2012 1:16 PM

"Hello? This is Steve Ro-"

"I know, I know. Look, I already know your number. I know everybody's number. You don't have to tell me what it is! Remember? We went over this."

"Yes, I now realize that, but I thought it within the limits of common courtesy to include-"

"No, if you're texting someone, you don't need to write them a damn letter!"

"I'm sorry, Tony. I didn't realize-"

"Now you do. Friday, noon, same place?"

"Yes, that sounds wonderful! Would you care to-"

"Fine, fine. See you then."

CALL ENDED - Jul. 20, 2012 1:18 PM

NEW TEXT MESSAGE FROM CAPT. A - Jul. 20, 2012 1:20 PM

Tony,

Thank you for correcting me on my error in modern social norms. I truly appreciate your help with navigating the ins and outs of your time.

NEW TEXT MESSAGE FROM TONY STARK- Jul. 20, 2012 1:21 PM
steeeeeevvvveeee! *facepalm*