Writer's block
Once Upon a Time is property of Adam Horowitz and Edward Kitsis.
"Mirror? Sidney!"
"Y-yes, your can I do for you?"
"You can help me change fate."
"I can probably tell you if you're wearing too much eye makeup, but change fate? That is beyond my powers of reflection."
"Your powers and mine together shall do it," Regina held up Henry's book. "This book is why I'm suffering, not Marian. Every story in it has one thing in common: the villains never get the happy ending, and it's always been right. I thought not being the villain would change things, but this book, these stories Only see me one way."
"So, what's your plan?"
"Find the writer. We must find out who wrote this cursed Tome and then force them to give me what I deserve."
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Four hours later…
"The Brothers Grimm?"
"Dead."
"Hans Christian Anderson?"
"Dead."
"Lewis Carrol?"
"Long buried."
"Damn it! Are any of these authors still alive?"
"My Queen, I can assure you that Horowitz and Kitsis are alive and well," Sidney answered.
"And where are they?" Regina demanded.
"Hollywood – the land of writers."
"So be it, I'm going to to Hollywood, and I will have my happy ending! Bwahahahaha!"
"My Queen, not everyone who goes to Hollywood-"
"Mirror, does Lana Parilla also live in Hollywood?"
"Why yes, she does."
"Good. First I will deal with Horowitz and Kitsis, then I will make sure Lana Parilla gets the 2015 Emmy!"
Sidney could only purse his lips.
"One final thing," Regina asked. "Tell me everything you know about Disneyland…"
a/n:
The moment I saw OUAT S04E01, I just felt that a 4th wall break just had to happen. And if you've ever seen Lana Parilla being interviewed, she is hilarious!
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