Hermione Sings
by Lady Tiffany
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Disclaimer: I own none of the songs or characters. (I'm sorry if I changed the songs a bit to fit the wizarding world) The song is by No Doubt sung by Gwen Stefani.
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Hermione saw the sign in the window of the Three Broomsticks. *Amateur Night* the sign said. *ask for details*
Hermione walked up to the sign. "Tell me about 'Amateur Night'."
The sign informed Hermione that every Saturday evening from seven p.m. to eleven p.m. was 'Amateur Night' and customers could show off their stuff.
*Sounds like a plan* Hermione thought.
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The next Saturday, Hermione went with Ginny to the small pub. Several other students were also present.
No one was on stage. *Oh, good!*
She informed Madame Rosmerta that she wished to sing.
"Thanks for coming everyone," the AN hostess said. "I'd like you all to give a warm welcome to Hermione Granger." Hermione stepped onstaged amidst a lot of clapping.
"Hermione is the Head Girl at Hogwarts and she will be singing 'Hey Baby'." The hostess stepped off the stage.
"Hi guys. 'Hey Baby' is a muggle song, but I made a few changes to fit in with the wizarding world."
"Hey baby, hey baby, hey
Witches say, wizards say
Hey baby, hey baby, hey
Hey baby, baby
"I'm the kind of witch that hangs with the guys
Like a fly on the wall with my secret eyes
Taking it in
Try to be feminine
With my wand in hand
Watching all the sin
Misfit, I sit, lit up, wicked
Everybody else surrounded by the witches
With the cute robes and the flirty words
"I'm just sipping on butterbeer
Watching the wizards sex appeal
With a stranger in my face who says he knows my mom
And was in my Hogwarts house
"All the wizards say
Hey baby, hey baby, hey
Witches say, witches say
Hey baby, hey baby, hey
Hey baby, baby
Hey baby, hey baby, hey
Wizards say, wizards say
Hey baby, hey baby, hey
All the wizards get the witches in the back
"I'm the one they feed upon
Give a bit, a star is born
And if you're hot enough you'll get the pass
So you can tell your friends how you made it back
No matter what they say, I'm still the same
Somehow everybody knows my name
And all the witches wanna get with the wizards
And the wizards really like it
"All the wizards say
Hey baby, hey baby, hey
Witches say, witches say
Hey baby, hey baby, hey
Hey baby, baby
Hey baby, hey baby, hey
Wizards say, wizards say
Hey baby, hey baby, hey
All the wizards get the witches in the back
"I'm just sippin' on butterbeer
Watching all the wizards sex appeal
With the stranger in my face who says he knows my mom
And was in my Hogwarts house
"All the wizards say
Hey baby, hey baby, hey
Witches say, witches say
Hey baby, hey baby, hey
Hey baby, baby
Hey baby, hey baby, hey
Wizards say, wizards say
Hey baby, hey baby, hey
All the wizards get the witches in the back"
The room burst into applause. Even though it was a muggle song, they liked it. Hermione was a good singer, too.
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It was my first attempt at a song fic. If it was lame, I really don't care. I like it. There will be more.
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Please review!
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by Lady Tiffany
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Disclaimer: I own none of the songs or characters. (I'm sorry if I changed the songs a bit to fit the wizarding world) The song is by No Doubt sung by Gwen Stefani.
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Hermione saw the sign in the window of the Three Broomsticks. *Amateur Night* the sign said. *ask for details*
Hermione walked up to the sign. "Tell me about 'Amateur Night'."
The sign informed Hermione that every Saturday evening from seven p.m. to eleven p.m. was 'Amateur Night' and customers could show off their stuff.
*Sounds like a plan* Hermione thought.
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The next Saturday, Hermione went with Ginny to the small pub. Several other students were also present.
No one was on stage. *Oh, good!*
She informed Madame Rosmerta that she wished to sing.
"Thanks for coming everyone," the AN hostess said. "I'd like you all to give a warm welcome to Hermione Granger." Hermione stepped onstaged amidst a lot of clapping.
"Hermione is the Head Girl at Hogwarts and she will be singing 'Hey Baby'." The hostess stepped off the stage.
"Hi guys. 'Hey Baby' is a muggle song, but I made a few changes to fit in with the wizarding world."
"Hey baby, hey baby, hey
Witches say, wizards say
Hey baby, hey baby, hey
Hey baby, baby
"I'm the kind of witch that hangs with the guys
Like a fly on the wall with my secret eyes
Taking it in
Try to be feminine
With my wand in hand
Watching all the sin
Misfit, I sit, lit up, wicked
Everybody else surrounded by the witches
With the cute robes and the flirty words
"I'm just sipping on butterbeer
Watching the wizards sex appeal
With a stranger in my face who says he knows my mom
And was in my Hogwarts house
"All the wizards say
Hey baby, hey baby, hey
Witches say, witches say
Hey baby, hey baby, hey
Hey baby, baby
Hey baby, hey baby, hey
Wizards say, wizards say
Hey baby, hey baby, hey
All the wizards get the witches in the back
"I'm the one they feed upon
Give a bit, a star is born
And if you're hot enough you'll get the pass
So you can tell your friends how you made it back
No matter what they say, I'm still the same
Somehow everybody knows my name
And all the witches wanna get with the wizards
And the wizards really like it
"All the wizards say
Hey baby, hey baby, hey
Witches say, witches say
Hey baby, hey baby, hey
Hey baby, baby
Hey baby, hey baby, hey
Wizards say, wizards say
Hey baby, hey baby, hey
All the wizards get the witches in the back
"I'm just sippin' on butterbeer
Watching all the wizards sex appeal
With the stranger in my face who says he knows my mom
And was in my Hogwarts house
"All the wizards say
Hey baby, hey baby, hey
Witches say, witches say
Hey baby, hey baby, hey
Hey baby, baby
Hey baby, hey baby, hey
Wizards say, wizards say
Hey baby, hey baby, hey
All the wizards get the witches in the back"
The room burst into applause. Even though it was a muggle song, they liked it. Hermione was a good singer, too.
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It was my first attempt at a song fic. If it was lame, I really don't care. I like it. There will be more.
##########
Please review!
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~_________
~~________
~~~_______
~~~~______
~~~~~_____
~~~~~~____
~~~~~~~___
~~~~~~~~__
~~~~~~~~~_
~~~~~~~~~~
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