So What If You Catch Me?

Chapter One.

"Men are like roses... watch out for all the pricks."

The pink haired woman let out a wonderful sigh as she sunk deeper into the hot bubbly water that surrounded her. Stunning emerald orbs sat behind lovely long lashes. Said woman leaned back further resting her creamy pale legs on the outside of the tub. This was exactly when she needed. The day had nearly been hell and she had never been so happy to be home and relaxing. What had started out as any normal day at the hospital had turned into utter horror in moments. Today was her day to run regular check ups on the shinobi of Konoha. Well... about two-third of the shinobi were of course... her worse enemy... men. She growled in irritation.

Now it wasn't that she didn't like men, she did! Her only problem was finding a man who wasn't a complete and utter... what was a good term to use for them? Worm. Perfect. Described every man she had seen today. Okay. Not all men were worms. All the bachelors in Konoha were by far worms. Not even the nice kind like silk worms who made something beautiful. They were like earth worms. Just there. Living in the ground. Right where they belonged.

"Well, hello Haruno-san." Sakura had to resist the urge to rolled her eyes. She knew that voice any where. Konoha's number one 'hottest' bachelor. She turned around in her chair and stared at the door where Genma stood, a smirk on his face.

"Shiranui-san." Sakura said trying to be polite as she flipped though his medical file.

"So you excited to check out the old boys?" the man winked leaning against the medical bed, his crotch in her face. She raised an eyebrow staring at his slight bulge before looking up at him to find a smirk on his face.

"Old... you are turning 40 this year right?" Sakura smiled.

"No! I'm going to be 37." he retorted quickly.

"Ahhh..." she nodded her head. "Well that only means three more years until you get a prostate exam." she winked at him causing his smirk to disappear. "Now, drop your pants and cough." she glared at him.

And he was the first of the long line of the shinobi men who couldn't take no for an answer. Whether it be the men who were more forward about it like Genma. Hagane Kotetsu was one of them. Her certainly felt high of himself.

Sakura jumped feeling a hand graze her back side. "Can I help you Hagane-san?" she turned around and glared at him. He smiled.

"Well I was just wondering when you and I would get a date... I mean you and Izumo-"

"Remove your hand, before I have to heal your broken hand." Sakura glared. He slowly backed away. "Make sure you schedule your next appointment with Shizune." she glared at him as he back away from her.

Thinking back to Izumo he was one of the nicer boys... if she could really call him nice now a days. What had started out as a simple relationship had turned green real fast when Uchiha Sasuke had arrived back in the village. Izumo just couldn't understand that Sasuke was just a friend. A friend who constantly tried to shower her with gifts. Sasuke was another thing its self. The man who had completely broken her heart when she was twelve ended up coming back to the village seven years later and just expected her to be madly in love with. Was not happening. He was one of the biggest worms out there. He had used and hurt so many people for his own gains, and now he wanted to use her to make the next heir to the Uchiha's. She growled in irritation.

He had some guts. Always coming around her work, trying to get attention. All of the women who worked at the hospital just thought he was to die for. Sakura couldn't deny that, he was attractive, handsome even. But she knew what was underneath all the handsomeness and money. Someone who had betrayed her. Someone who had betrayed her best friend. No matter how hard he tried to prove to them he had changed the trench he dug was still there. Speaking of her best friend... where was he?

Sakura sat up stretching out her tense muscles. Her eyes widened when the door flew opened. "Hey! Someone's in here!" Sakura yelled. She watched in horror as Naruto ran into the room unzipping his pants. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" she screeched.

"I got to pee!" he cried, getting ready to just whip it out. Sakura's eyes widened.

"NOT IN MY BATHROOM!" she screamed standing up. Naruto turned and faced her. His face instantly light up. He watched wide eyes as the suds from her bubble bath fell down her naked body. He gulped.

"Uh... Sakura-chan... I didn-"

"NARUTO!" She screamed punching him so hard he flew out of the bathroom and into the hallway wall. Steam was coming from her ears.

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"Jeezzzz... Sakua-chan... You didn't have to break me." Naruto whinnied. Sakura glared at him over her tea cup. The two sat in their kitchen. Sakura's red bath robe collected the small water droplets that fell from her short hair. Naruto sat in his normal ninja attire.

"And you could have just walked upstairs and into the other bathroom." she glared taking a sip of her tea.

"Well... instead I ruined a perfectly good pair of pants... and had to mop the floor." he sighed. Sakura rolled her eyes before running a hand though her hair trying to rid it of the extra water. "Anyway! I have some awesome news!" Naruto grinned. Sakura smiled it was rare that he was this happy.

Naruto had recently started his training to be Hokage and found that it was a lot harder than he had first imagined. So most days he would come home exhausted and pass out in their living room. Naruto and Sakura had decided after the war had ended that they deserved better living conditions to what they were used to so they both pitched in a bought the large sized house that they were in.

"So what's this good news?" Sakura asked standing up, she slowly walked to the sink and placed her now empty cup in it. Turning on the water she went to work on washing the few dishes that sat there.

"The Hyuga clan has finally agreed to let me 'court' Hinata-chan!" Sakura turned around her own smile matching his. It had taken Naruto some time to realize how profound the young Hugya girls feelings for him where but once he realized it he had done all he could to be with her. Sakura smiled at him.

"That's awesome Naruto!" she said drying the few plates she had washed. "When is your first date?"

"Well... actually Sakura-chan... that's what I really wanted to talk to you about..." she raised an eyebrow at him. He hardly acted this sheepishly around her.

"What is it, Naruto? You know you can ask me anything." she told him.

Naruto sighed. "I know... it's just... Okay fine! The only rule about us dating is that Neji has to come with us... and well... I was hoping you would come with us cause than it would be like a-"

"Absolutely not." Sakura glared. There was no way she was going on a date with anyone! Ever. She had learned her lesson when it came to love. Love was something that just wasn't meant for her and she was not going to try her luck and date. No. Nope. Not a chance.

"Pleeaasseee! Sakura-chan!" Naruto clasped his hands together as he begged. Sakura glared at him. There was no way she was giving in.

"No Naruto. I'm not going to do it. Neji is a poumpose jerk anyway." she said.

"But Sakura-chan! Do it for Hinata! Please! Please! I'll do anything!" the second those words left his mouth he regretted them. A smirk slowly formed on her face.

"Anything?" she smiled coyly.

Naruto sighed. "Yeah, anything. But you have to do this for more than one date..." Naruto said locking eyes with her. Sakura sighed before leaning up against the kitchen counter.

"Alright. But you have to tell Sasuke to stop sending me cherry blossoms. They aren't my favorite flower. He'll never guess it." she said walking down the hallway and toward her room. "See you at Ichiraku at 7." Naruto sighed. Sasuke... he was the one person he tried to avoided at all costs. He wanted to keep his friendship with the dark hair boy. But found that much easier said than done. Every time he came around Sasuke he was constantly asking about Sakura. What she liked what she didn't. Naruto didn't know! He hardly knew what his own girlfriend liked let alone what Sakura liked! Naruto sighed sinking into the wooden chair. Oh well... This would be worth it in the end.

A/N

Hello all :) So this is the first NejiSaku multichapter fiction I've ever written. I've only ever written a one shot for this couple before... well I got a review for one of my other stories asking me if I would write a NejiSaku so here it is! :D I hope for those of you who read this enjoyed. Leave a review and let me know how you think it's going and all that good stuff. :)