Hey everyone!!!!~_~ hello flamers..... THIS IS MY FIRST FANFIC!!!! * crickets chirp *
i'll be reffered as CRY short for clouds are yummy!!!! okie dokie!!!!! my dear cuzin Shadowcat241 is gonna help me write this fic!!!!
S.cat: * grumbles * why am i doing this again?
Cry: because...... i have this!!!! *holds picture up *
S.cat: O.o you wouldn't DARE!!!!!
Cry: heehee i would!!!!! now be a good girl and say the disclaimer for me!!!
S.cat: ............. She doesn't own Ranma1/2... why am I saying this? I do not know... so please don't ask me...... all i know is that Cry is a coward and is afraid of the lawyers...
Cry: what was that? * twitch*
S.cat: O.O ummm........
Cry: * battle Aura grows*
S.cat:oh boy..... * runs *
Cry: * chases * GET BACK HERE YOU COWARD!!!!!
S.cat: WHAT WAS THAT!?!?!!?
Random Bishie: this might take a while... so go ahead and read the fic!!!!n_n
Cry: * stops * oh yea!!! this is a cross-over with Kingdom Hearts!!! I don't own that either!!! T_T buuuuuuut..... in my fic the new Character has created it!!! so... i guess that's kinda ok......
Bishie: what happened to S.cat?
Cry: SO!!! YOU LIKE HER BETTER?!!?!?!
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The virtual reality
Our story starts off at the Tendo Dojo.........this is a mistake.......
"RANMA YOU BAKA!!!!!!" If you listen closely you can hear a body hitting wood, wood, cement, then finally shingles...... Ranma Saotome retied his belt as he flew into Stratosphere......
"* sigh * Same thing everyday..... i'm not even sure what I did this time...." he sighed putting his hands behind his head while he fell back down to earth at an alarming speed "Maybe Akane just felt like beating the crap outta me before school....Oh well * thunk * "
Ranma pulled his head out of the ground and inside to take a shower. He was greeted by Nabiki... the Con-Artist Queen..... her name says it all
" Oh Ranma I need to talk to you!," She called dragging him into a private room " You see my Pen-Pal from America is coming to Nermia to study Martial arts and video game designing...."
"sooooooo..."
" I want you to be normal for as long as she stays here! Oh and teach her the any-thing goes martial arts..."
" And you're normal?" he smirked," and why do I have to listen to you?"
"well.." Nabiki sighed tucking a piece of her hair beneath her ear, " I'll just have to show Akane this!" She said holding up a tape recorder
"what's that?" Ranma asked pressing the 'play' button
"I kissed Shampoo" the recorder said (a.n yea yea i know that they really don't talk but HEY! This is MY fic!!! * hugs *)
" I DIDN'T KISS SHAMPOO!!!!!!" Ranma yelled getting a little red in the face
" well.... this sure sounds like you said it!"
"..."
"welllllll unless you decide to fly into Orbit in 30,9 seconds i suggest you agree to my terms..."
" Nabiki Tendo...... fine! I agree" Ranma sighed in defeat
" ok so sign here... intail there.... no not there...."
"o.O"
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At the Airport
" Remember Ranma no more weirdness...."Nabiki whispered," I don't want her thinking we're some kinds of freaks!"
"..... then i think you should look closer at yourself" He answered clamly
"!!!"
" Hey look, There she is!!!!" Akane shouted pointing toward a girl who looked ready to kill
" stupid, gay, pieces of shi..."
"HELLO!!!" Akane said loudly jerking the girl from her thoughts and preventing her from finishing her sentence
"oh! Hello! um... are you the Tendos?" the girl stammered
" Yes, we are very happy to finally meet you..." Kasumi said bowing to her," Nabiki has told us so much about you!"
" Really? My name is Kite... " The Girl said shaking hands with everyone including Happosi," I need to go to the baggage claim and get my things!"
" Ranma Akane... why don't you two go with Kite?" Nabiki stated pushing both of them forward
" But...." Akane started
" I don't want to go with that Macho chick!" Ranma finished
"RAN-MA!!!!!!!!!!" Akane yelled taking out her mallet
" Ranma.... remember our deal?" Nabiki interrupted
"uhhhh yea..... Akane.. i'm sorry!!!!!!" Ranma said bowing and groveling
"-_-* " was all that Kite could say," umm.... lets go get my stuff!"
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(A.n I'm too lazy to type the baggage
claim part so bare with me ppl)
Tendo house / Nabiki's room
" uh-huh.... I see.... ok......" Kite hung up the phone
"How'd it go?" Nabiki asked entering her room
"bad...the secretary said she wouldn't even she the game...." Kite sighed fingering a necklace around her neck
" So did you know that Ranma and Akane are engaged?" Nabiki smiled closing her eyes and re-opening them," A snake and a mongoose get along better than they do..."
"what's your point?" Kite answered not looking up
"I say we play match maker..." Nabiki finished with a smirk
" I agree" Kite looked up with a look of pure evil
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At Training hall
"ok I heard that you took Kick-boxing " Ranma started, looking at Kite he smiled " Akane will see where you stand and then we can start learning techiqnies."
" Hey Kite! I'll go easy on you!" Akane smirked throwing the first punch, which Kite promptly dodged
" No need for that!" She laughed "I'm gonna beat you anyway!"
"I'll like to see you try!" Akane answered
There they were the two girl sparred trying to get a hit in, of course Akane had the Advantage but Kite was a fast learner. Soon Akane got a hit in and the all sat down to rest.
" Hey Kite! Your not that bad!" Akane said sitting next to Kite
" Yea but you went easy on me.... you haven't even broken a sweat!" Kite answered spilling water on Akane and her blouse, "OMG i'm so sorry!!!!! I'm so sorry Akane i'm a total Klutz!!!"
"....... It's ok Kite! I'm clumsy too!" Akane smiled throwing her hands up and accidentally spilling water on Ranma, who happened to be behind her.
"AKANE!!!!" Ranma yelled or..... should I say Ranko yelled
"oh... oops sorry Ranma!" Akane apologized
" I-is th-that Ranma?" Kite asked going through what seemed like trama
"Yeah....... I turned into a girl when I'm splashed by cold water"Ranko answered
( A.n I'm not gonna go into detail about Ranma's Curse.... if you really want to know buy the DvD or the Manga like the rest of us free-loaders!!!n_n)
"ooohhh that's horrible Ranma!!!!! " Kite yelled bringing her fist to the ground ," HOW COULD YOUR OWN FATHER DO THAT TO YOU!!!!!!?!?!??? AND THROWING YOU INTO A PIT OF CATS 3 TIMES!?!?!?!! WHAT THE HECK WAS HE THINKING?!?!!?!"
"My thoughts exactly....." The now male-Ranma mused
"*yawn* I think i'm gonna go to bed you too." Akane sighed standing up and walking out
" me too... awww man... I forgot... I have to work on my video game...." Kite also yawned
" Video game?" Akane and Ranma both asked
"um.... yea...."
" Is it done?" Ranma asked
"Yeah,but... the people in Orchilo don't think it's good enough, so i have to revise it and make it better...." Kite replied sighing heavily
" ohhh... before you do.... can we play it?" Akane asked
"Why?"
" Because if you let us play it we can help you revise it!!!!" Akane replied simply
" Cool!! lets go!!!"
Ok people i'm want to say that's the end of chapter one.... buttttttttttt heck a couple of more pages can't hurt right?
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Outside
In a storm a boy with an umbrella and a lost expression on his face could be seen wandering outside the Tendo residence
"Ranma Saotome!!! NOW you shall pay!!!"The lost boy shouted jumping into Ranma's room
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Inside----- Ryoga's POV
"hmmm..... I wonder where Ranma is?" Ryoga Hibiki pondered as he exited out of Ranma's room
"HEY!!! GET BACK HERE RANMA!!! I WANNA PLAY NOW!!!" Akane's voice could be heard from a room
"Not a chance!! this is way too cool!!!!" Ranma's voice wandered through
"OH! I'm So glad you like it!!!" a voice he didn't recognize drifted next
Ryoga had had enough
"RANMA PREPARE TO DIE!!!!" He yelled throwing open the door and charging at Ranma
"Excuse me?" A voice behind him made him stop and turn around; his look was followed by a frying pan knocking him unconsciouse
"Ranma's playing a video game..... I suggest you don't disturb him" Kite scolded putting away the Frying pan
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Ranma's POV
I couldn't get how the people in the gaming corporation wouldn't get this game on the market! IT ROCKS!!!!! No matter how many times Akane begged me I couldn't put the game down.... only when Akane knocked me into a coma I let go of the controller. Geez that Macho Dweeb hits HARD.
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Cat Cafe
" Good-bye Great Grandmother! Shampoo go see Airen now!" Shampoo called to her mother as she ran out into a storm with Moose chasing out after her calling " SHAMPOO PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME!!!!"
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Ucchans
"Hmm.... time to go see Ran-Chan!!!"Ukyo hummed walking out of her shop after locking it," I wonder what he's doing?"
Tendo Dojo
"ZzzZZZzzZZZ"
"kite... can you find a way to SHUT HIM UP!?!?!?!?!" Akane yelled. Right now all of her attention was focused on the game and she really didn't want any distractions...
"AIREN!!!! DATE WITH SHAMPOO!?!?!?!"
The purple-haired girl rode in knocking down a wall in the process
"RAN-CHAN!!!!!" Ukyo called jumping through a close window
"Who are they?" Kite asked pointing at them
"Those are Rama's other Fiancées.." Akane murmured not really caring at all.
"AIEEE!!!!" Shampoo screamed staring at Ranma on the floor ," WHAT YOU DO TO AIREN, KITCHEN DESTROYER!?!?!?"
" That's not very nice to call someone that.... " Kite yelled bringing herself level to Shampoos face
"Who are you?" Ukyo asked bringing herself into the picture while stepping on Ryoga's face causing him to wake up
"RANMA!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU!?!?!? IT IS TIME FOR MY REVENGE!!!!" Ryoga yelled
"hey hey people please, calm down....Ranma is knocked-out... so why don't we play video games while we wait for him to come around?" Kite asked
Soon everyone was staring transfixed at the game allowing themselves to be pulled into it's magnetic force......
Well they didn't know that you should never play video games during a storm..... you never know what might happen.......
"AHHHHH" Everyone screamed as lightning struck the house
SOOOO how'd you like it??? that's chapter 1!!!! Don't forget to review!!!! it'll REALLY make me feel very Happy if you do!!! Flamers can come to!!! I'll even give you a plushie if you review!!! cookies anyone?