A/N: Hello! We are Bleach RPers of Kusajishi Yachiru(of-black-white-and-a-blade) and Zaraki Kenpachi(zaraki-kenpachi), transcripting our scattered RPs in a form of fanfiction~

The horizontal lines indicate changes in perspective; so before a horizontal line, it could be Yachiru speaking, but after, it would be Kenpachi. Alternating perspectives.

Yachiru starts; here we go!

"Ken-chaaaaaaaan!"

"Hi!"

Hearing the familiar squeals of his vice-captain did little to amuse the captain of the 11th Division, Zaraki Kenpachi. Tilting his head to stare at the petite but constantly energized pink-haired soul reaper, the captain came to a halt in his footsteps. "Yachiru! Where the hell have you been? I've been bored outta my mind," he muttered in his typical monotonous tone.

"Yachi went candy-shopping with Ukki-chan!"

"And okai, Yachi'll tell you where to go!" with that, she hopped onto her designated spot and pointed at a random direction,

"THAT WAAAAY!"

"Tch," the captain grunted aloud as he felt slight pressure being emitted directly above his shoulder once 30 minutes of uneventful running through the streets of Seireitei, he suddenly noticed that they were heading towards the shopping district. "Yachiru! Why the hell are we at the candy store again?!" bellowed Zaraki who now stared menacingly at the jovial vice-captain.

She actually had no idea that the direction she pointed at would wind them up in the shopping district…

"Oh! We are!"

"Let's go candyshopping AGAIN!" she tugged one of his ears towards the shopfront.

"What?! Yachiru, hey! Stop that! I don't want to go inside no damn candy store and haven't you had enough?!" Other shinigami who passed by began to stare at the large captain and his petite vice captain argue loudly outside the store. Turning my head towards them, "What are you punks looking at?" he roared with a layer of yellow reiatsu slowly seeping into the air.

"Awww, Ken-chaaan," she cooed at her captain, "you're scaring them! Look!" she pointed at the people around them, who were now giving them a wide berth.

"And Yachi can NEVER have enough candies!"

"She actually ate all the candies Ukki-chan bought her, so she needs moar."

"Tch. What a fuckin' pain," grumbled the captain who soon repressed his reiatsu as he began to notice some low ranked shinigami collapsing to their knees. "Pathetic," he thought quietly to himself. "Alright, but hurry up," uttered Zaraki without a trace of emotion across his face. As he turned his head to catch sight of Yachiru who jumped off his shoulder abruptly and skipped into the store, he couldn't help but feel a little sentimental about the time they have spent together since that one day. It came as no surprise that the dynamic pair have been inseparable ever since.

Yachiru darted through the store's aisles, going for that specific bag of candies Ukitake had bought her earlier on the day. She wasn't quite satisfied about the amount she got…

She squealed as she saw that only one of the bagged candies were left. However, just as she was about to reach for it, another hand snatched it away from the tips of her fingers. She whipped her head to the side to see a tall, muscular man holding her bag of candies!

Pouting, she screeched,

"Ken-chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaahn! Someone's being MEAN to Yachi!"

The captain's eyes widened immediately as he heard his vice-captain's scream and he darted into the store, almost destroying the entire store front. Finding Yachiru pointing at the man who was now frozen in his place but still holding the bag of candy, the captain did not hesitate to let loose.

"Hey punk, why did you have to grab that last bag huh?" he snarled while unleashing a monstrous amount of reiatsu that made the man fall to his feet.

All the other store patrons had cast their intended purchases aside and darted out of the store as fast as possible…including the man whose sweat trickled down both sides of his temples went extremely pale and white, unable to even muster a response. However, when the large captain was about to raise his sword, the bag of candy dropped to the ground as the man fainted out of fear. Tsk. Pathetic at its best. The captain repressed his spiritual pressure and without realization, the candy store had been for the most part destroyed due to his reiatsu. "Oi Yachiru, grab your candy," the captain uttered while returning his blade to its regular resting place.

Being more than used to Kenpachi's explosion of reiatsu, Yachiru just smugly grinned at the candy-stealer man as he ended up as an unconscious, rather sorry-looking crumple on the floor.

She pointed at him once again, "THAT's what you get for making Ken-chan maaaaaaaaad! Hahahahaaaa!"

As she bent over to pick up the bag of candy, something rather hard and round thunked onto the back of her head. Yachiru let out a distressed squeal and sprung up, hands flying up to nurse the point of injury.

She saw that it was a glass jar of candy. Then the sight of the candy shop in utter ruins came into her view. Wooden vats full of bulk sweets were tipped over, its content strewn everywhere. Bags of sugar trickling out its fine, white grains. Glass shards covering every inch of the floor except for a meter-radius around Kenpachi and her.

"Nooooo! Ken-chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!"

"Look what Ken-chan did to Yachi's favorite candy shop!"

"Nani?!" the surprised captain uttered as he stared at his crying vice-captain. Just fuckin' great. First I follow her to get candy.. then I get her the candy and now shes bawling her eyes out! "Oi, Yachiru stop that!" voiced the captain as he failed to console her. As she continue to kneel down with tears running down her cheek, Kenpachi cocked his head to the side with a face plastered with annoyance at the sound of the tears that reverberated through his head.

The captain took a couple of steps to place himself directly before her, extended his muscular arm to pick her up and placed her on his back. "Oi, stop bawling and we'll go find another candy store. I'll even buy them for ya," he uttered coldly.

Yachiru's sobs ebbed a bit as she shifted her attention to finding the right footing on his shoulder as not to slide off of there. Then, hearing her captain's next words, she cheered up in a flash,

"YAYYYYY!"

"CAAANDIES! Thar's a shop around the corner!"

actually, she just remembered one being in A corner somewhere, didn't remember where it was, but-

"Now Ken-chaaan, GIDDY-UP!"

A/N: There we go, to be continued~ Any comments you would leave, would be appreciated! You could submit a review onto here as usual, or go seek out either one or both of us on our Tumblr accounts and comments to us directly~ The links are on the profile page. Thanks for reading! :3