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M'gann came up with the idea to watch the Olympic games, because she wanted to experience another Earth custom. The girls agreed to watch them with her, and were currently splayed over the couch with pizza in hand. Their eyes were glued to the television as they ate their food, smiling at the screen.
"Amazing.", Raquel said, taking a bite of her veggie pizza.
"I've seen better.", Zatanna said not taking her eyes of the television set.
Raquel turned her head to the girl next to her, disbelief written on her face. "What? Do you see what I'm seeing? Look at that form!"
Zatanna shrugged. "I just don't think they're the best."
"Are you kidding me? The swimmers have the best bodies! No question.", Raquel defended, using a variation of hand motions in an attempt to make her point more valid.
Artemis gave Zatanna a curious stare. "Who do you like then?", Artemis asked the magician.
"I like the gymnas-"
"What?", Raquel interjected. "There like 5'7, not to mention they look disproportionate with amazing upper body strength and just kind of mediocre legs." Raquel stubbornly argued.
Zatanna looked appalled at the girl beside her. "Mediocre? Do you know the strength they have to have to do kick up for those flips?"
"I do." Artemis piped up, returning her gaze to the screen.
"Yeah, but you've got legs that look like you can jump, their legs are just kind of there.", Raquel stated, still not seeing the appeal of the gymnastic men.
"What do you think Megan?", Artemis asked.
"I just don't understand why they make the men wear such tight swim suits.", she said as she continued to watch the men do another lap in the pool.
"Who cares? More for us to appreciate?", Raquel said happily as she watched the television. "Right Artemis?"
Artemis shrugged. "I like the swimmers bodies, but they don't have anything on the track runners."
"WHAT!" Raquel shouted. "Look, I'll agree that those men are fine, but they are nothing compared to the swimmers. I mean look at them!", she yelled pointing to the Ryan Lochte's swimming form.
"They are a close second, it's not like I said gymnast."
"Hey!", Zatanna yelled, playfully shoving Artemis.
All three girls turned to M'gann whose eyes hadn't left the screen for the past 3 hours, as the girls watched the DVR-ed events.
"So, whose got the best bod for you Meg?", Zatanna questioned the martian.
Megan blushed. "I don't know. Jake Kaminski is attractive."
"All archers are.", Artemis said with a smirk.
"But the volley ball players are, too.", M'gann said. "And, the rowers, and the cyclers, and the-"
Artemis put a hand over M'gann's mouth. "We get it Megan. I just think we should all agree that all the Olympians are hot."
A collective agreement filled the living area, followed by a silence.
"Swimmer's are still the hottest."
A/N- This popped up in my head and I couldn't go to sleep until I had finished writing it. Review if you liked it or hated it.