CAT FIGHT
Here is a story where two females fight over a gorgeous male.
WARNING: SWEARS AND VIOLENCE. (swears are coded, and the violence isn't groosum. This is a false warning..I repeat, this is a false warning. Go-a-head and read on.
By: Andrea Miller
Tifa: Hi Cloud, did you like last night?
Aeris: Last night? Why you slut!
Tifa: Whore! He's mine! I found him first.
Aeris: He dated me though.
Tifa: He's mine. He loves me more than you. Right Cloud?!
Cloud: Ah...
Aeris: He says NO!
Tifa: Why you get back here.
Tifa and Aeris start to sissy fight when Cait Sith comes walking in.
Cait Sith: Ladies, the best way to settle fights is to settle it in a match.
Tifa: Like?
Cait Sith: Death Match?
Aeris/Tifa: Yeah!
The living room is picked to be where the match is held. Tifa and Aeris are warming up while
everyone else is getting prepaired to watch. Marlene climbs on the T.V. and acts like the
announcer.
Marlene: In this corner (points to the right) is Tifa Lockheart at the age of 20. And at this
corner (points to the left) is Aeris Gainsporough at the age of 22. Both are fighting over
(points to Cloud whom is seated on a couch watching all the action Cloud Strife. Let the battle
begin! (grabs Aeris' rod, hits the bell, than throws is back)
Aeris: I'm gonna win, then Cloud would be mine!
Tifa: Slut!
Aeris: Whore!
Tifa and Aeris engage in an extremely violent scratching match. A big cloud of dust appears
over them.
Cloud: (thinking) All this for me?
Sephiroth: They can do more distruction than I could ever do.
Cid: *hic!* I can't see anything!
Marlene: I'm trying my best!
Barret: Cid! Leave my daughter alone!
Cid: Make me!
Cid/Barret: B****!
Barret: Jynx! Hah! Now you can't insult anyone!
Marlene: Oh! I see something!
Everyone: What?!
Marlene: Um...Tifa seems to be winning. Although her hair is now in knots. Aeris' rod broke in
half. Her white materia fell and is rolling off the ring.
Sephiroth: Let me distroy it!
Cloud: If we do, will you find a more peacfull way to beckom a god?
Sephiroth: Sure. Now give me it!
Yuffie picks it up and throws it to Sephiroth.
Sephiroth breaks it by crushing it between his boot and the ground.
Aeris: My White Materia!
Tifa: (Punchs Aeris, she is knocked cold)
Marlene: The official winner is...(dust dissapears) TIFA LOCKHEART! She gets Cloud and Aeris
is kicked out of this place forever.
Everyone: Woo-hoo!
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The next day Cloud and Tifa marry, Aeris decides to live somewhere else (like she had a choice?)
and everyone is happy without the arguing of Aeris and Tifa anymore.
The End...
Or is it? Dun,Dun,Duh!
Here is a story where two females fight over a gorgeous male.
WARNING: SWEARS AND VIOLENCE. (swears are coded, and the violence isn't groosum. This is a false warning..I repeat, this is a false warning. Go-a-head and read on.
By: Andrea Miller
Tifa: Hi Cloud, did you like last night?
Aeris: Last night? Why you slut!
Tifa: Whore! He's mine! I found him first.
Aeris: He dated me though.
Tifa: He's mine. He loves me more than you. Right Cloud?!
Cloud: Ah...
Aeris: He says NO!
Tifa: Why you get back here.
Tifa and Aeris start to sissy fight when Cait Sith comes walking in.
Cait Sith: Ladies, the best way to settle fights is to settle it in a match.
Tifa: Like?
Cait Sith: Death Match?
Aeris/Tifa: Yeah!
The living room is picked to be where the match is held. Tifa and Aeris are warming up while
everyone else is getting prepaired to watch. Marlene climbs on the T.V. and acts like the
announcer.
Marlene: In this corner (points to the right) is Tifa Lockheart at the age of 20. And at this
corner (points to the left) is Aeris Gainsporough at the age of 22. Both are fighting over
(points to Cloud whom is seated on a couch watching all the action Cloud Strife. Let the battle
begin! (grabs Aeris' rod, hits the bell, than throws is back)
Aeris: I'm gonna win, then Cloud would be mine!
Tifa: Slut!
Aeris: Whore!
Tifa and Aeris engage in an extremely violent scratching match. A big cloud of dust appears
over them.
Cloud: (thinking) All this for me?
Sephiroth: They can do more distruction than I could ever do.
Cid: *hic!* I can't see anything!
Marlene: I'm trying my best!
Barret: Cid! Leave my daughter alone!
Cid: Make me!
Cid/Barret: B****!
Barret: Jynx! Hah! Now you can't insult anyone!
Marlene: Oh! I see something!
Everyone: What?!
Marlene: Um...Tifa seems to be winning. Although her hair is now in knots. Aeris' rod broke in
half. Her white materia fell and is rolling off the ring.
Sephiroth: Let me distroy it!
Cloud: If we do, will you find a more peacfull way to beckom a god?
Sephiroth: Sure. Now give me it!
Yuffie picks it up and throws it to Sephiroth.
Sephiroth breaks it by crushing it between his boot and the ground.
Aeris: My White Materia!
Tifa: (Punchs Aeris, she is knocked cold)
Marlene: The official winner is...(dust dissapears) TIFA LOCKHEART! She gets Cloud and Aeris
is kicked out of this place forever.
Everyone: Woo-hoo!
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The next day Cloud and Tifa marry, Aeris decides to live somewhere else (like she had a choice?)
and everyone is happy without the arguing of Aeris and Tifa anymore.
The End...
Or is it? Dun,Dun,Duh!