Prologue
"KANKERS!" Eddy screamed, leaping into the air in terror. He and the others, Ed and Double D, had been working on something in a clearing in the junkyard. Eddy stood short, at about 5'4". His short hair was slicked back, and he wore his trademark yellow shirt and jeans, with his wallet chain hanging loosely from his pocket. Ed on the other hand, was extremely tall, at 6'5". He had his short red hair buzzed, and wore his jeans and red shirt with white stripes, and his signature green jacket to top it all off. Double D was neither tall nor short, and was in fact quite lanky, standing at 5'10" He wore his purple pants and orange shirt, both neatly pressed by his ironing that morning. Of course, he also wore his signature black ski cap.
The three girls who walked into the clearing where Lee, May, and Marie Kanker. Lee stood at just 6' even, and had red curly hair, down in front of her eyes. She wore her token red and white polka-dot shirt, along with her jeans. May stood slightly shorter, at 5' 10, and had long blonde hair. She had on her light grey shirt and red short shorts. Marie stood as tall as May and had blue hair, slightly shorter than her shoulders, with her right eye covered by her bangs. She wore her black tank top and her green jeans and pink belt.
"Hiya boys!" Lee called after the scrambling trio. She signaled to her sisters, and they all ran after their respective Eds.
Double D could hear Eddy as Lee caught him, followed shortly by Eds shrill screams as May descended upon him. Running as fast as his legs could take him, he stopped paying attention to his surroundings, and ended up absentmindedly slamming into his front door. 'Curses…' he thought as he picked himself up and scrambled for his keys, unlocking and wrenching the door open. He never heard Marie coming after him, but decided not to risk it, and slammed the door shut, locking the knob and deadbolt in the quickly afterwards. "Phew…" He gasped to himself, taking his shoes off and setting them neatly to the side. He walked through the entry hall and climbed the stairs that sat across from the front door. Entering his room he shut the door behind him, allowing himself to relax. He closed his eyes and turned, walking to his bed while massaging his temples. He fell into it and lay on his back, destressing himself and sighing happily.
"Hey muffin." Someone cooed in his ear.
"Hello Marie." Ed replied smiling. His smile faded as his eyes shot open. "MARIE!?" Double D went to leap out of his bed, but he never stood a chance, as she grabbed him smothering him in kisses and affection.