Author's Note: Hi guys, I know it's been a while since you last heard from me and, to tell the truth, I've lacked inspiration and I'm very sorry for that. However, I've been getting into Metalocalypse again since the new season began and, well, I read a pretty fucked-up awesome book which inspired this cross-over (it may not be listed as a cross-over on the site as the book hasn't been out for that long). Some M/M scenes later on
Nobleklok – Prologue
"So you mean to tell me," Loki began, "that in years preceding that of the Great Battle of the Equinox War, a prophecy was foretold of five musicians who bring about an apocalypse of metal?"
Loki stared across his desk at the man with glasses and combed-back hair. He wore a dark grey suit and a red tie over a white shirt. The man's name was Charles Foster Offdensen.
"Yes, that is what I've just been telling you," Offdensen said. "In fact, if you look closely at your notes on the Ancient Fable – as I have done so – there are several allusions to a great many Dethklok songs."
Loki tented his fingers and looked down. His son, Ryan, had often raved about Dethklok. He listened to them when he thought of the young American whom he had befriended over the past few weeks. Well, Ryan often said that Matthew was a friend, but in reality Matthew did not want much to do with Ryan.
"That may be the case," Loki told Offdensen, "but I must confess that I have not heard any of their music."
"It would be in your best interests, Loki," Offdensen said, slightly annoyed, "if you would consider just how serious this situation is. It could mean the end of the world as we know it. Unlike you I have taken the time to research the nine suspects while you have done little other than read exhausted source materials which clearly have no relation to the matter at hand."
Loki stood up and slammed his hands on the desk.
"I have read works ranging from Aristotle to Rowling, from Plato to Sitchin," he declared, "the Tribunal have hounded my family from Day One, hunted us like dogs, trying to extract any information they can about the nine! I have been searching for pre-empted warnings of the matter."
"Yes, I read your case file." Offdensen said coolly.
Loki's tanned face paled and he slowly sat back down.
"Yes, it would be in your best interests to remain quiet at this time," Offdensen continued in a professional tone. "Dethklok are currently preparing a free European tour as a part of their ambitions to rebuild the economy and, hopefully, the state of the euro and pound sterling. It would probably be a wise decision to have Ryan attend one of their concerts with Matthew for the sake of every species out there."