Han Solo cleans out his closet and finds a lot of old stuff. What will happen? Well, let's start reading, shall we?
FUNNY THINGS THAT HAN SOLO DID
One day at Han Solo's home, Han was sitting on the couch.
" Bored, bored, and BORED! I AM BORED! Maybe I can do something in my room!" Han said, running to his room.
Han ran to his room and opened his closet door.
" BOOM!" Toys came tumbling down on Han.
" HELP, I AM DROWNING IN A PILE OF TOYS!" Han yelled, jumping on his bed.
Han picked up a jump rope.
" Cool! I got this when I was two!" Han said, going to the living room and trying to jump rope with a three foot rope.
Han tried to jump over it, but it got caught on his foot, and he went tumbling down some stairs.
" HEEELLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!" Han yelled.
Han ran right into a wall, face first.
" EWWW, OW! OW!" Han said, rubbing his face.
" I better throw this rope in the recycle bin," Han said, as he threw it in the bin.
Han went back to his room (which was covered in toys).
" Cool! I found a baby doll I use to play with!" Han said, going to the living room and setting the doll on the couch.
" You stay right there while I get some tea," Han said, running to the kitchen and returning with a pot of tea and two cups.
" Hey, Barbie, which cup do you what?" Han asked the doll that was named Barbie.
" ...," Barbie said.
Han lifted Barbie's arm so that it looked like it was pointing to a cup of peach tea.
" Peach tea it is," Han said as he put the tea next to the Barbie doll.
" So, I guess I get the chocolate tea. YES!" Han said, sipping his chocolate tea.
" Barbie, are you going to drink your tea?" Han asked the Barbie doll.
" ...," Barbie said.
" I guess I will drink your tea," Han said, drinking Barbie's peach tea.
After Han drank the peach and chocolate tea, he picked up the Barbie doll and put her in his room.
Han went back to his room and pulled out pom poms.
" Huh? where did I get these? Oh well, I guess I will play with them," Han said, running to the kitchen.
(Why the kitchen? You will see.)
" I am going to practice with these things," Han declared to himself.
" GO! GO! GO, Ummm... SOMEONE! RAH! RAH! RAH! WIN! WIN! WIN! GO! WIN! SOMEONE!" Han said, jumping all over the kitchen.
Han was not looking where he was going and hit his head on the refrigerator. All the food came tumbling out on the floor.
" OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!" Han yelled, as he tripped on an apple.
Han went tumbling into his room.
" CAN I NOT HURT MYSELF?" Han yelled, jumping on his bed.
Suddenly, Luke Skywalker walked in.
" WOW! Did a tornado come past here?" Luke asked Han.
" No," Han said, confused.
" Then why is there a dent in the wall, a jump rope in the recycle bin, and tea cups all over the floor in the living room? " Luke asked.
" Huh? Oh, I was cleaning out my closet, and I was playing with a few things," Han said sheepishly.
" Ok, so how about I help you?" Luke asked.
" Ok." Han said.
So, they spent all day cleaning, and after all that, Han invited Luke to have some tea.
THE END.
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