Hi. I thought this story up in about 2 minutes, so go easy on me. This is my first fanfic so I hope its okay. I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist, so dont sue me, I'm broke anyway.

Never Pass Out At A Party

It was well after midnight on New Years Eve, but the party at Central was still going on. Everybody was having a good time, even the normally stoic Hawkeye was

beginning to loosen up. An open bar usually had that effect on people. "Oh dear god, you have got to be kidding me" Mustang exclaimed as he noticed Havoc and Hughes

across the room. They both had lampshades on their heads even though there were no lamps in sight. It looked like they were both trying to sing karaoke using beer bottles

as microphones. Mustang continued loohing around the room and he spotted Edward and Alphonse in a corner. 'This ought to be interesting' he thought to himself as he

noticed a beer in Ed's hand. Smirking, Roy walked over to them and set his evil plan into motion. "You know, you really shouldn't drink alcohol at your age, it might stunt

your growth." Mustang smiled even bigger when Ed yelled "WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL HE HAS TO REACH UP TO TIE HIS SHOELACES?" The party stopped

for about 2.3 seconds when everybody turned to stare at Ed. "There is no reason to get mad" Mustang said "You are the one drinking underage." Ed replied "Yeah, but its

New Years, so I didnt think that rule applied." Mustang simply shook his head and sighed. "Normally I would frown on such things, but I shall let it slide today. Just dont

Drink too much." As he walked away, Ed muttered the word idiot under his breath and finished his beer. 'That ought to get him drinking more' Mustang thought to himself. 2

hours, 4 beers, and 6 shots of tequilla later, the oldest Elric brother was completely passed out on a couch that was dragged into the room by Al. Mustang quickly

gathered Havoc, Hughes, and Al so they could carry out the rest of his evil plan. All four of them surrounded Ed's sleeping body with various items of mischief and a

camera. "This is gonna be good" Mustang said to nobody specific.

the next morning...

Ed woke up on a couch with a throbbing headache and the urgent need to pee. As he stumbled down the hallway to reach a bathroom, he had no idea the horrors that

awaited him. He reached the bathroom and was thankful that he made it. As he went to wash his hands he saw something that he really did not need to see. His hair had

been put into pigtails, his eyebrows had been shaved off, and somebody put lipstick and eyeshadow on his face. There was also writing on his forehead and with some

dificulty he read the words Fullmetal Midget written in marker. " I swear when I see Mustang, I am going to break every bone in his body." Ed said. ''Maybe I can sneak out

of here and wash all this off at home before someone sees me.'' Ed proceded to go ninja and snuck out of the building, quickly heading home. Since almost everybody was

on vacation for the next few days, Ed's eyebrows had some time to grow back before going back to Central. As he walked into the building, everybody he passed snickered

at him behind his back. This confused him until he reached the main lobby. Everywhere he looked, there were pictures of him passed out with the makeup and pigtails.

"SON OF A BITCH!" Ed yelled. "I AM SO GOING TO KILL THAT BASTARD MUSTANG WHEN I SEE HIM."

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