With all the dubbing companies
There is a red herring
That company is called 4kids
What do they have for kids? Nothing.
Those fools at 4kids like changed names
Like making Hao to Zeke
Even a black kid became Joco
Wow, what a corny joke.
Smoker became Chaser, sadly
His cigars going poof
Those smoke powers that were so manly
Has now became aloof
There was even a fire star
Came to be known as Ace
But 4kids struck like a tiger
Making our Ace, a Trace.
Even Sanji started sucking
On lollipops, that is
Once a smokin', pervy, cool chef
Became a lickin' wiz.
Heck, look at the teas and wines
Becoming coffee with
A side of grapes and limes
Are they pissed at alcoholic myths?
They even changed Pokémon 'round
Making girls flat-chested
Why can't girls' busts be simply round
They must have a pig's head
They tried to bring back Yu-Gi-Oh!
Despite deleting seals
Yeah, spamming Youtube heals our woe
"Understanding it? No deal!"
So as you guys are here today
There's a note left to say
4kids may seem like a good deal
But they kill shows like a ray.