Ok this started out as a random thing two of my friends did, they gave each other two characters and a single line and they had to right the story around it, at first there was a word limit and a no lemon policy, but now the word limit is gone but the no lemon policy remains. This is my first fic so please give some constructive review at the end.
The line was "do you know how nuch a juken strike to the balls hurts."
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of the characters on this story, however the plot is mine.
Sasuke v. Hinata.
Remembering his fight with Hinata, he wondered why she defended Naruto.
That morning he had got up feeling useless (yes I know OOC) so he went looking for a fight with certain members of the leading clans, Aburame Shino had been his first target which he beat easily (manly because Shino didn't see logic in tiring himself out before his B ranked mission later that day)
His second target was Kiba, even though the Inuzuka clans abilities are not considered a kekki genkai, he decided it would be a good warm up to defeat two opponents in one fight. Kiba on the other hand was on strict orders from Kurini that he was not to pick fights before missions, even though the last five were 'not his fait' thus he gave in without really fighting, he just made a show about it.
Sasuke now on a false high was on top of the world, feeling he could win a fight against a kage, went looking for Naruto, if he could win against the others then the dobe would be easy.
It was then that he saw Hinata.
Hinata had been enjoying being away from her father and the rest of the clan and their strict policy, when an even bigger annoyance strolled in her path.
"Wanna spar, I got nothing better to do so..."
"Nani?" this was the last thing she was expecting.
"Never mind, I don't need to use you as a warm up I can beat that idiot Naruto just by staring him down with my spinney eyes."
He's lost his marbles.
"That useless bastard wont know what hit him" Sasuke started as he walked away, "a useless clan member like yourself wont understand, though nether will he, he doesn't even have a clan, or a family, all of his grades were given out as charity, Mwhahahaha."
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"Do you know how much a juken strike to the balls hurts."
Lee's eyes twitched knowing Sasuke's pain all too well.
"Well I guess that was the first time that happened to you," Sasuke nodding while clutching his balls, "all I can suggest is ice cream"
"I would never have thought that a clan that takes pride in their taijutsu would usesuch under hand tactics"
"You would have thought that the Uchiha prodigy would have learnt this most important lesion at the academy."
Sasuke looked up, "What that the ideals of the leading clans are a complete load of crap"
"No, the lesson is 'never leave your beaver exposed," replied Lee as he put his little black notebook away. That was the first thing that Guy sensei had taught him as a genin and to this day he considered it to be the best advise to give anyone.
Lee being the innocent 'non-alcoholic' that he is has no idea what the true meaning of 'beaver' is, he understood it to mean 'never leave your weak spots exposed, a very important truth for any shinobi, however to Sasuke it was something completely different.
Author's note: Ok I think that's all of it, please R&R. I'm doing this to help me improve as a wordsmith as I feel that I am lacking. I rely too heavily on the spell checker and I do not think about what I write before I do it.
I hope this makes sense, oh and the beaver thingy is a quote from LittleKuriboh.