WHO WANTS TO WIN A GREAT BIG DIRTY PILE OF MONEY?!

Yes, my brilliance has come up with another amazing story.

GUST: You mean you just can't think of anything to put in your other story so you're just gonna start a different story.

Well... I ... urm... SHUT UP GUST!

GUST: I knew it!

So I've got writer's block that doesn't mean that this fanfic will be bad.

GUST: No, It'll just be REALLY BAD!

When did you get so mean!

GUST: When I had a little talk with your little brother.

DAMN YOU DANNY!

GUST: Calm down. He just told me how mean you are to him.

I'm not mean!

GUST: Sure your not. Anyway, since this story is finally about GS I must state that MM doesn't own GS or Who wants to be a millionaire.

Well if I did own Who wants to be a millionaire I wouldn't be writing Fanfics that's for sure. R&R!

Chapter 1: We meet the contestants and insanity takes over!

CamaraGuy1: OK Chris we're on in 5...4...3...2...1...Go!

Chris Tarrant: Hello and welcome to Who wants to be a millionaire. Today...

*Kraden quickly runs on stage*

Kraden: Hi Chris, You know there's another game show in the next studio and they don't wait until after the break to give the contestant the correct answer.

Chris: NO! THE HORROR!

*Chris runs off*

Kraden: Well that gets rid of him. Hello I'm Kraden and welcome to Who wants to win a great big dirty pile of money. The people at GS thought it would be more interesting if the idiots... I mean heroes of GS did their own version of this show. So let's meet our contestants!

*Camera swivels to show the 8 adapts sitting in chairs below the audience*

Kraden: Now let's hear your names and a bit about yourself.

Felix: But Kraden, they all know who we are. Only GS fans came to see this.

Kraden: Well do it anyway.

Isaac: Hello gorgeous girls and groovy guys, I'm Isaac the God of Hotness!

All: O_o

Felix: O..k I'm Felix, I like long walks on the beach and sharing ice- cream.

All:O_o

Kraden: Not that personal Felix! Ok Who's next?

Garet: Oh I know! Me! Did I win now?

Kraden: No Garet! Tell us who you are and something about yourself.

Garet: OK. I'm Garet and I like cheese oh and I like Jenna too.

Jenna: OH GOD NO!

Ivan: I'm Ivan and I've got my own fan club!

*Girls in the audience stand up to reveal they're wearing "WE LOVE IVAN" t- shirts*

Girls: WE LOVE IVAN! FBM FOREVER!

Piers: Well, I'm Piers and I've also got my own fan club.

*More girls stand up in the audience wearing "WE LOVE PIERS" t-shirts*

Girls2: WE LOVE PIERS! LBHL FOREVER!

Girls1: IVAN!

Girls2: PIERS!

*Huge fight breaks out in the audience*

Isaac: How come I don't have a fan club?

Mia: Because you have me!

Isaac: Oh yeah!

Mia: I'm Mia the coolest, calmest and utterly gorgeous girl in both of the GS games.

Jenna: As if! I'm Jenna and if I don't win everyone will get a taste of my awesome power! MWAHAHAHA!

*Sheba runs over and force feeds Jenna a bottle of white pills*

Jenna: Sleepy...so sleepy....zzz...zzz

Sheba: Well I'm Sheba and I love Ivan and he loves me!

Ivan: o_O Yeah...sure I do.

Kraden: Well now that that's out of the way let's get on with the game.

*Music plays and the light dim*

Garet: I'M BLIND! I'M BLIND!

Isaac: Shut up Garet.

Kraden: Now whoever answers this first question correctly will go on for the first chance to win the money. Ok, in a recent interview, Simon Cowell from Pop Idol revealed that he would like to be what animal? A bear A snake A lion...or A kitten?

Felix: That's easy. A bear.

Kraden: Sorry no.

Isaac: A lion?

Kraden: Nope.

Garet: KITTENS! I LOVE KITTENS! WHERE ARE THE KITTENS?!

Kraden: That's correct. Garet will be first to play for the money.

All: WHAT! T_T

Garet: Yay!

Well that begins the show. We have our contestant and our host. Let the insanity commence!

GUST: While she calms down and takes a CHILL PILL...

I heard that!

GUST: ...you can review her newest "masterpiece"! Hope you like.

Yes and next time the real fun will begin!