Tobi Tales, A series of nonsensical stories (crackfics, I suppose?) starring Tobi, the Akatsuki, and other Naruto cast members. Probably 15-20 Chapters. Rated T for Deidara going insane and exploding things in nearly every chapter.
Chapter 1: Dinner with Tobi
After Sasori died and Tobi joined the Akatsuki, Tobi and Deidara went to eat at a restaurant.
"Tobi doesn't know what to get."
"Just pick something!" said Deidara angrily.
"Might I recommend today's special, sir?" said the waiter.
"Ooo! Yes! Tobi will get the special! Tobi loves surprises!"
Sometime later…
"Today's special is steak. Enjoy your meal." The waiter left.
"Ooo. Tobi wonders what the special is!"
"It's steak, Tobi," said Deidara.
Tobi tilted his head, looking at the steak in a curious way.
"Tobi thinks the special looks like steak."
"That's because it is, Tobi."
Tobi brought his face closer to the steak, wafting in the delicious smell.
"Tobi thinks the special smells like steak."
"That's because it is, Tobi."
Tobi put a hand up to his ear.
"Tobi thinks the special sounds like steak!"
An anger mark appeared on Deidara's head. "That's because it is, Tobi!"
Tobi picked up the steak and rubbed it against his mask.
"Tobi thinks the special feels like steak!"
Two more anger marks appeared on Deidara's head. "That's because it is, Tobi!!"
Tobi cut off a piece and jabbed it in the mask's eyehole.
"Tobi thinks the special tastes like steak!"
"Tobi, if it looks like, smells like, sounds like - though I don't know how the hell it can - feels like, and tastes like steak, THEN IT'S STEAK!"
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"Tobi thinks the special is lamb."
"AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Deidara went crazy, using his clay bombs to blow up the restaurant.
Much to his dismay, Tobi survived.
Deidara - and the rest of the Naruto cast for that matter - had no idea what they were in for.
This was only the beginning.
Next Chapter: Annoying Deidara