Hey, i'm back and so is naruto and his gang...
summary: Naruto and the gang had no idea where they were until naruto, sasuke and itachi decide to take a boat ride in the open waters. But what happens if all of these things that happen are all just nightmares?
It better be better than the last one-.-'
me- ok ok so the last story wasn't so great, so sue me
naruto- Why do i have to go overboard...why couldn't it be kiba or neji?
me- well...good question, i don't know why, i just like it being you naru-chan!
naruto- Stop calling me that!
Itachi- I like that name, how come i never heard it until now?
me- cause naruto's too shy to tell you about it
naruto- (face goes red)
me- well i guess we should continue with the new story and i hope its a little more funnier.
Disclaimer- I do not own naruto at all and i never will
Burmuda triangle-
The sun was almost up and the sky was sort of black and kind of blue mixed together. It was always cold in the mornings and Naruto found himself shivering every time he tried to sleep through the mornings. He felt Itachi's breath breathing on his soft skin.
'How can he sleep like this?' He thought as he climbed out of bed and walked down the hallway to where the bathroom was.
It had been a week now since he married Itachi and Sasuke has been getting more and more irritated that he wasn't allowed within ten feet of the blonde or else he would get stripped from his new job.
Naruto brushed his teeth and tried to do something with his hair. After he finished his morning routine, he went back to the room to find a heavier blanket. He found a blanket but it was too small, he found another one only this one had alot of cobwebs on it. Naruto sneezed when he shook it.
'This will have to do until neji makes one for me'(a/n:Yes neji sews!)Naruto took the big blanket and wrapped it around himself and layed back down beside Itachi. The older boy stirred but did not wake.
He closed his eyes and listened to the sound of the waves that rocked the boat. He wasn't the only one that couldn't sleep, Kiba and akamaru also had a hard time sleeping through the morning. So instead of trying to go back to sleep, Kiba took akamaru and went up onto the deck and layed down on the hard, wood floor. He looked at the almost risen sun and saw some hills in the distance.
After what seemed to be one or two hours, Naruto felt the bed moving. He was awakened to find no Itachi. He sat up and noticed the door was open. He got up from the bed and looked down the hallway, it was still a bit too dark to see much or it was just his eyes getting in the way.
"Naruto, are you hungry yet?" He didn't need his eyes to tell him who it was he knew that voice well.
"A little bit" Itachi then heard a growling sound coming from the blonde's stomach.
"Maybe more than a little bit hehe" He scratched his head nervously.
Itachi knew Naruto's body was still trying to wake up a bit so he took the blonde's hand and led him to the kitchen. When they got there Sasuke and Sai were already there drinking some hot chocolate. Naruto carefully sat down making sure he wasn't missing the chair. Itachi looked in the cub board for some cereal and naruto's favourite ramen.
"Whats your favourite flavour naruto?"
"The chicken kind i think, i don't really know" Itachi took the cup and put it in the microwave.
"Well...If you'll excuse me i have work to do" Sasuke stood up and walked out the door without another word.
"Don't pay any attention to him naruto-kun, he's still grumpy about what happened last night"
"What happened last night, i fell asleep after i drank the hot chocolate" He yawned and rubbed his eyes after saying the word sleep.
"Well...i don't really know much about it but i think Sasuke got pushed into the pool, he asked who was responsible for doing that and everyone pointed to kiba but..."
"But?"
"But Sasuke couldn't do anything but walk away from it"
"What?, How come?"
"He's also guarding Shino and kiba as well so he's not allowed to get into any useless fights with his customers"
"Sucks to be in his shoes right now" Itachi said as he gave the cup of noodles to naruto.
The morning didn't last much, lunch came around faster than yesterday. Naruto was stuck with nothing to do, sure there was fishing or whale watching but he didn't feel like going out and getting fish just to set them free and he didn't feel like sitting there waiting for a whale to pop up at any time either. He was also alone with no one to talk to.
Iruka and Kakashi sensai had to go back to the school to finish their teaching, Sasuke was busy guarding the couples and also cause he wasn't allowed to go near him, Kiba and Akamaru were playing tug of war with each other, Shino was reading alot of books on bugs for some odd reason, Kankuro and Gaara had homework to do, Neji was too busy sewing some more blankets and pillows, Shikamaru was too lazy to talk with anyone and Choji...well he had a bad stomach right now so he wasn't feeling good, Lee was too busy training which left Sai or Itachi.
Naruto finished his cup of noodles and left the kitchen, he went up onto the deck to look at the ocean. He heard kiba and akamaru playing in the backround.
"Kind of boring up here don't you think naruto-kun?" He looked beside him and saw Itachi standing beside him.
"Yea...but there's nothing else to do itachi except for whale watching or fishing" Itachi just nodded.
"I have an idea, there's an extra boat on the ship...i was wondering if you would like to come with me for a boat ride?" Naruto's eyes lit up.
"Can sasuke come with us?" Itachi sighed but said ok.
"Where is he anyway?" Itachi shrugged.
"Do we need to pack anything?" The uchiha thought for a moment.
"Well...we're just going for a sight seeing trip so i don't think we'll need anything except our camera and whatever else you wanna bring" Naruto jumped for joy and ran off in an instant.
He packed his blanket just in case it got cold, he packed a couple of water bottles and a few bags of apples and put them on the boat.
"Naruto, whats all this talk about going sight seeing?" Naruto looked up at sasuke.
"Isn't it great sasuke?"
"You dobe, we don't need to go sight seeing...you can see everything from here just fine" Naruto pouted.
"Don't be a such a drag sasuke...as shikamaru would say" Sasuke paid no attention.
"Whatever, but i better get paid for this"
"You will, you will...just as long as you don't get in our way"
"Hn" He walked away to his room to get something that he never wanted to leave behind.
"So is this all that your taking?" Naruto nodded, Sasuke just sort of looked away.
"Sasuke...is there something in that bag of yours?"
"No and you shouldn't be looking in other people's belongings" He hissed.
"I won't but i have a good guess on what it is that's in there" Sasuke stiffened.
"How would you know what i have in it?"
"Is it your little pet rabbit?"
"Sasuke you have a rabbit? Why didn't you tell me?" Sasuke hit naruto on the head.
"It's not real, it's a stuffed toy that he got from our aunt years ago"
"I didn't feel like leaving it alone with a dog lover and a person with a bug addiction" He took out the brown one eyed rabbit and dusted him off a bit not noticing that naruto was watching his every move.
"Well...if this is all that we're taking with us how about we leave now?" Naruto was getting way too excited and sasuke was hoping that all this was a nightmare and that it would end soon. I mean come on who wouldn't hate having your secret stuffed toy shown to the person you like?
So there they were out in the middle of the ocean, looking at what islands they could see. Itachi took the pictures while sasuke kept an eye on naruto. The blond was too hyper to stay in one place for so long.
"Sasuke...Where are we?" Sasuke just stared at him.
"What the hell itachi, you come on a cruise and you don't even know where you are?"
"It was a last minute choice, a cruise was all we could get"
"Well...i think i have a map in here"
"You think? Either you do or you don't" Sasuke looked through his bag and pulled out a small map.
"I think we're in the...the..."
"Spit it out sasuke, where are we?" Sasuke shoved the map in itachi's face and pointed to three islands on the map.
"B...burmuda triangle?"
"How the hell did we end up here?" Itachi shrugged.
"Naruto...did neji tell you about where the cruise would be going?" The blond shook his head.
"Honestly, your such a loser naruto"
"Sasuke, stop making naruto feel bad"
"Whatever"
Itachi looked around at their surroundings and then looked at the map again. He saw some black clouds headed their way so he put the map in his bag and the camera and sat back down to row the boat.
"We're leaving already?"
"You don't wanna be stuck in the rain do you?" Naruto and sasuke sat down.
The storm came faster than he thought. He rowed a bit faster until something hit the side of the boat.
"What was that?"
"How should we know" Sasuke looked over the side of the boat. He saw something black moving around in the water.
"Your kidding me...first hidan, then a cruise in the Bermuda triangle...now a weird looking fish in the waters" Sasuke took out his rabbit and held onto it for good luck.
"Sasuke?"
"What?"
"Can i borrow your rabbit?" Sasuke looked at the stuffed toy then back at the blond.
"Fine but don't get it wet" He tossed it over to itachi and itachi handed it to naruto.
Back on the cruise...
"What happened to those three anyway?"
"I saw them during breakfast but...then i left, so i don't know where they might have gone"
"Just great, we're stuck in a storm and naruto and his lovers are no where to be found..." Kiba looked back at the storm and saw a flash of lightning.
"Kiba, another boat is gone which means..."
"Which means...what?" Neji sweat dropped.
"Which means naruto, sasuke and itachi went out in it" After hearing this kiba ran to the side of the ship and looked out over the ocean. He saw a small boat and three figures in it.
"What idiot would go out in a storm?"
"Naruto would but...i guess he never knew a storm was coming"
"Well, we should at least try to save them kiba or else the kids at our school will kill us if we don't come back with the newly weds"
"Yeah but...how the hell do we get to them if we don't have an extra boat?"
"We could get to an island nearby and get to them that way" Kiba thought for a minute.
Shino handed everyone a life jacket. Kiba and Sai went to the ship's cabin to sail the ship to one of the nearby islands. Everybody else just hung on for dear life.
Back on the boat that naruto and his lovers were on was falling apart on them. It had two or three holes and was missing an oar. Naruto was still hanging onto the stuffed rabbit. Itachi was trying to figure out what to do, they had a giant fish or whatever it was swimming in circles nearby, a couple of holes and a missing oar.
"Naruto, Sasuke, we're gonna have to get to a nearby island we can't stay any longer so sasuke...say goodbye to your little stuffed rabbit"
"No way am i leaving him here!" Sasuke grabbed the rabbit back from naruto and hugged it.
"It's going to get wet anyways"
"But...our aunt gave it to me for my 6th birthday, i'm not throwing it away"
"I guess i forgot to tell you..."
"Tell me what?"
"I forgot that it's waterproof"
"Why didn't you tell me that before?"
"It doesn't matter, now that you know it can swim we should get to a nearby island"
Itachi jumped in first and swam out a little. Noticing that everything was fine he motioned for naruto to come and then sasuke. Sasuke threw the rabbit to itachi and jumped in. Itachi gave the rabbit back to sasuke and held onto the blonde's hand while he swam. Sasuke held onto his rabbit.
When they reached the small island they looked around at their surroundings. There were a bunch of trees and alot of rocks around. Itachi looked up at the incoming storm.
"We'll need to make a camp fire and find some food while we're here" Naruto ran off to find some wood while itachi and sasuke set up a camp.
Hina-chan- well that's all i have for now but i promise to make another chapter as soon a.s.a.p Just as long as i don't get any homework than i'll be good to go other than that your gonna have to wait!
naruto- i can't believe it...
Kanna- believe what?
naruto- me the great uzumaki naruto, gets stranded on an island!
Kanna- be thankful your not stranded with total strangers
sai- she's right naruto
Hina-chan- anyways i got alot of work to do in my studio so before i go i just wanna say thanks to all who have read triangle of love and plz review on this and tell me what you think of it!