Pleasing the Audience 10
Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to DC or Marvel. I own Farrah/Persiana.
One Shot
Once again, you are a genius.
Hippolyta walked out, brandishing a sword,
"ACCURSED MALE! DIE!"
The author yawned in boredom,
What is this time, Hippie?
Hippolyta snarled,
"I saw what you made my daughter wear! For a man, no less!"
Farrah walked on,
"Hey, that was my idea!"
Hippolyta whirled around,
"What? You!"
Farrah nodded,
"You got that right! I tried to help Diana get a man into bed, and I just showed her she needs to just cut loose once in a while."
Batman walked on, a dreamy grin on his face, and his face was covered in lipstick,
"What a woman.
Hippolyta blinked,
"Diana likes Batman? I thought Batman was one of those men that was as cold as stone and as boring as a cloudy day."
Flash walked in,
"That's what we thought, until Farrah did THIS!"
Farrah innocently remarked,
"I had no idea it would result in something like this."
Farrah notices the stares she is getting,
"All right, maybe a little bit."
Hippolyta groaned,
"Are you deliberately trying to defile my daughters like this?"
Wonder Girl entered,
"Wait, mother. Farrah was only trying to help my sister win the Dark Knight's heart. Her methods may not be that of an Amazon's, but it was quite effective."
Hippolyta lowered her sword,
"Very well."
She then realized,
"Is this the woman you have feelings for?"
Wonder Girl wrapped her arm around Farrah's waist,
"Yes. I love Farrah."
Farrah rolled her eyes and took Donna's arm away,
"Donna, don't get me wrong. You're gorgeous and everything, but I just don't like girls. I'm sorry."
Farrah felt something tugging on her tail. Wonder Girl is clutching the tail; bringing it close to her face. Farrah scowled,
"Donna, let go of my tail now."
Wonder Girl pouted,
"But it is so soft and flexible, just like you.
Donna continued to clutch the tail firmly, but gently.
Farrah growled,
"Let go of my tail, or I will get mad. And, you wouldn't like me when I'm mad."
Wonder Girl grinned,
"But you look so cute when you get angry.
She realized Farrah was serious and lets go. Donna sighed,
"Oh well."
Farrah,
"You know; I should make the White Queen's outfit just for Kara so she can get Wonder Man."
Kara entered and clapped excitedly,
"Will you do it? Please, please, please?"
Superman scolded off camera,
"Not a chance, young lady!"
Kara shouted,
"Up yours, Clark! I'm a grown woman and I'll do as I damn please!"
Supergirl saw Simon and squealed,
"Come back, Simon!"
Wonder Man, off camera, screamed,
"HELP! GET HER AWAY FROM ME!"
That actually is a good idea. We can have the Justice League girls dress up like the Hellfire club girls.
Farrah smirked,
"I like it."
Hippolyta groaned,
"Hera, help us all."
Flash drooled,
"I wouldn't mind seeing that."
Neither would my readers.
Wonder Woman entered,
"There is no way I'm doing that again."
Not even if it keeps Batman under your thumb.
Wonder Woman opened her mouth to say something, but then realized.
"On second thought, I'll actually keep the garb."
Hippolyta shouted,
"That's it! I am returning to Themysciria and getting drunk again. I do not need another traumatic memory like this."
She stormed off.
Flash asked,
"So, who else is going to play dress up?"
All the women glared at Flash. He swallowed,
"Uh, I'll be going now."
Flash sped away. Batman had a glassy-eyed, dream like stare,
"Pretty."
He left, singing Frank Sinatra tunes.
Farrah smirked,
"Well, I got some more Hellfire costumes to make."
She giggled and left.
Wonder Woman shook her head,
"What does Donna see in her?"
Fire pleaded off camera,
"Can you make one of those outfits for me? Please? Please? Please? I need to seduce Blue Beetle with it."
Blue Beetle, off camera, groaned,
"Why me?"
End of One Shot