A/n hi this is my first fan fiction so please don't be mean in any of the reviews (if you can please review!) but hopefully this will be funny so ye. By the way I will only do a disclaimer once because they are annoying.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything.

EmPOV

OMG I am like soooooo exited it is my vam day tomorrow!!!!! (a/n vam day is like a vampire birthday)

It is so cool because whenever we have a vamday it always involves lots of presents!!!! I really can't wait. But I do have a little 'surprise' for everyone tomorrow. I don't even think Alice knows I keep changing my mind. Of I hear Edward I better sing in my head (starts to sing Barbie girl in his head)

EPOV

Something's up Emmett is singing a very bad version of Barbie Girl in his head. He must be trying to hide something. I wish I knew what was going on, whenever Emmett starts having one of his 'ideas' nothing ever goes right. Oh know I just remembered it is his Vamday tomorrow, he always gets over excited when his comes along. Last year he ended up dragging us all up to the nearest bowling ally, lets just say that Emmett + bowling ball + lane = DISASTER we got chucked out and banned for life from that place. Not that any of us would like to go there again, to many bad memories.

"Emmett get here now!" Alice shouted from her room. I quickly tried to read her thoughts but she was blocking them. I wonder if I can find Bella, I think that she went hunting with Nessie. I will go and join them.

APOV

I just had the strangest vision ever, it was of Edward putting pink feathery, fluffy carpet onto his beloved Volvo. And I could only come up with one answer, Emmett.

But luckily for me just at that moment Emmett walked through the door.

"Do you have any idea why I just saw Edward out pink carpet to cover his Volvo?" I asked him in my most angelic voice.

"Nope, nada, nothing what so ever. Bye!" he tried to leave the room but I stopped him.

"Oh that's to bad because I know just the store to get the carpet from… but you know nothing about it so there you go!" I said back to him. This had caught his attention.

"Really because I really don't know where to get any…" realising what he had just said he shut his mouth.

"Ah ha! So you were planning on making him do it! But I'm interested to know how you made him do it." I said evilly to him. We spent the rest of the night planning.

Hehehe! Cliffy on the first one I am a little evil… but I hope you enjoyed it. I will become funnier I promise. So r&r baby!