Here is the result of severe boredom and sugar high

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Rorschach's So that's how you spell it! Journal. October 12th, 1985. because she's too preoccupied

Deadpool's Witty Comments! May 7th, 2009!

Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. That's where I left it!This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. It looks a lot like that guy from Twilight

The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. Yay! Death to Splinter!

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists mmm, foamy sex and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' Save us from fate, save us from hate, Save ourselves before it's too late And I'll look down, and whisper 'no.' and I'll whisper, "Buy one get one free on shoes at Payless"

They had a choice, all of them. And they chose Twilight over Harry Potter They could have followed in the footsteps of good men like my father, or President Truman. Wasn't he shot? Decent men, who believed in a day's work for a day's pay. THEY WERE MEN?!

Instead they followed the droppings of lechers and communists I did that once, the communist lecher looked at me and asked me why I was standing in the bathroom….or was that Spider-Man? I can never tell the difference and didn't realize that the trail The Oregon Trail? I love that game! Especially when Wolverine dies of dystentry led over a precipice It led over a wannabe dolphin? until it was too late. Star Wars: Clone Wars had already been released Don't tell me they didn't have a choice. Well excuuuuuuuuuuse me, overly cynical antisocial extreme right-wing antihero for beliving in the total control of british guys who look like Rasputin and hate any movie based off their stuff

Now the whole world stands on the brink, the old Disney Channel movie? staring down into bloody hell, Ooh! I love that place! all those liberals and intellectuals and smooth-talkers, Huh, reminds me of good old Weapon X and all of a sudden nobody can think of anything to say. That's because I shot them!

Ah, that was fun, I wonder if he'll ever want to star in that sitcom with me? Ooh, look, I can see what I'm saying…………..HI MOM!

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I don't own Deadpool or Rorschach