Final Eternal Ballet.
Warning: Contains serious drama.
Long ago the galaxy of the Milky Way, when the Death Star was in its infancy, Grand Dragon Moff Taken woke up from his routine 3p.m. nap (Space time).
Taken: aaaahhh (yawning), where is that lazy no good son of mine, Darth Vader? I hope he has constructed the float for the Emperor's Grand Ball tonight!
Little did Grand Dragon Moff know that Darth Vader was actually helping Nium Nubb fix the Millenium Falcon's nest, for a rambuncous group of Storm Troopers had used it the previous night for the Crimson Guard's ball.
Nium Nubb: Hey, Darth Vader, I appreciate the help you have given me in repairing the Eagle's cockpit, however, I believe that if you do not finish constructing the flaming guitar float for the Emperor's Ball, that both Ol' Taken and Admiral Golobulus will be quite displeased.
Darth Vader: Hmmm? This may be true, however, I am too tired to construct such a monstrosity. I believe the Emperor will be fairly pleased with this moon on which we live, for it is even greater than the power of the force!
Nium Nubb: Truely, well, it is no skin off of my back. Anyways, I'm going to go hang out at Jabba's Hut.
(After about 4 hours, the Emperor DID SHOW UP!)
Emperor Palestine: Nothing can damper my mood today! My ball is surely grand!
(Emperor Palestine sees that the wicked float is not in attendance)
Emperor Palestine: ?????!!!!
At this time Grand Dragon Moff Taken is sweating pure bullets of sweat! And attempts to explain the situation to Emperor.
Taken: Emperor Palestine! I believe that the float was absorbed by the grand power of the force!
Emperor: Highly Doubtful, my son, for you see even though I did birth you, you are no product of me! Forsooth! It is truely the power of this great moon on which we have settled which breeds an even greater force than that which I call my religion! Cheers to the constructor, and bring him forth so that I may congratulate him!
Upon hearing this Darth Vader, breaks through the huge stained glass roof of the Death Star (The one they showed in the movie where all those Droids were tortured).
Darth Vader: I was the mind and architect behind this hugosity! Congratulate me so that you may impart my passion!
Emperor Palestine did truely acknowledge Darth Vader's wisdom. You are my new son, and Grand Dragon Moff Taken, must now acknowledge you as supreme!
And even though Grand Dragon Moff Taken was embarrassed he knew his place. He gracefully exited the Death Star with Nium Nubb, ever plotting his revenge, and stealing the Millenium Falcon, setting up a colony in Cloud City. Eventually there was a huge battle betwixt Darth Vader and Slaughter's Marauders, which was the story of Return of the Jedi.
Warning: Contains serious drama.
Long ago the galaxy of the Milky Way, when the Death Star was in its infancy, Grand Dragon Moff Taken woke up from his routine 3p.m. nap (Space time).
Taken: aaaahhh (yawning), where is that lazy no good son of mine, Darth Vader? I hope he has constructed the float for the Emperor's Grand Ball tonight!
Little did Grand Dragon Moff know that Darth Vader was actually helping Nium Nubb fix the Millenium Falcon's nest, for a rambuncous group of Storm Troopers had used it the previous night for the Crimson Guard's ball.
Nium Nubb: Hey, Darth Vader, I appreciate the help you have given me in repairing the Eagle's cockpit, however, I believe that if you do not finish constructing the flaming guitar float for the Emperor's Ball, that both Ol' Taken and Admiral Golobulus will be quite displeased.
Darth Vader: Hmmm? This may be true, however, I am too tired to construct such a monstrosity. I believe the Emperor will be fairly pleased with this moon on which we live, for it is even greater than the power of the force!
Nium Nubb: Truely, well, it is no skin off of my back. Anyways, I'm going to go hang out at Jabba's Hut.
(After about 4 hours, the Emperor DID SHOW UP!)
Emperor Palestine: Nothing can damper my mood today! My ball is surely grand!
(Emperor Palestine sees that the wicked float is not in attendance)
Emperor Palestine: ?????!!!!
At this time Grand Dragon Moff Taken is sweating pure bullets of sweat! And attempts to explain the situation to Emperor.
Taken: Emperor Palestine! I believe that the float was absorbed by the grand power of the force!
Emperor: Highly Doubtful, my son, for you see even though I did birth you, you are no product of me! Forsooth! It is truely the power of this great moon on which we have settled which breeds an even greater force than that which I call my religion! Cheers to the constructor, and bring him forth so that I may congratulate him!
Upon hearing this Darth Vader, breaks through the huge stained glass roof of the Death Star (The one they showed in the movie where all those Droids were tortured).
Darth Vader: I was the mind and architect behind this hugosity! Congratulate me so that you may impart my passion!
Emperor Palestine did truely acknowledge Darth Vader's wisdom. You are my new son, and Grand Dragon Moff Taken, must now acknowledge you as supreme!
And even though Grand Dragon Moff Taken was embarrassed he knew his place. He gracefully exited the Death Star with Nium Nubb, ever plotting his revenge, and stealing the Millenium Falcon, setting up a colony in Cloud City. Eventually there was a huge battle betwixt Darth Vader and Slaughter's Marauders, which was the story of Return of the Jedi.