South Park, a quiet normal town, on occasion but it only seems normal if something crazy is happening, like crab people, ManBearPig, or aliens.
This story is one of the more normal occurrences in South Park. Its Kenny's secret, Kenny has tried to hide it for years because if people knew about it things would be awkward.
You probably want to know his secret, well Kenny is a girl. Kenny when she was a child wore her brother's old parka and was called Kenny instead of her real name, Kennae, so people just thought she was a boy.
Kenny woke up then ate a partly frozen waffle. So far, it's a normal day. Karen was texting her friends about God know what, and Kevin was still asleep.
As I put my parka on Karen said "Kenny, just tell them!" I answered how I always do "Karen, you ask me this every day, and every day my answer is still no."
Then I left for the bus. "Hey" Kyle and Stan said in unison. Cartman still hasn't arrived yet, and the bus just got here "Where is Cartman?" I asked. "Who cares?" Kyle said while Stan remained silent. But, much to our surprise, Cartman was already on the bus and, while staring intently at me, said "Hello, Kenny."
A few minutes before Mr. Garrison's class I remembered how Cartman was eye-raping me on the bus, then I froze in horror, there was a note from Cartman saying that he knew my secret, but which secret me being a girl, or a different one?
In Mr. Garrison's I couldn't stop staring at Cartman wondering what he knew, I really wish I paid more attention when Mr. Garrison asked "Kenny, are you paying attention!" I decided to make a joke so I could leave then I said "That depends, how much do I have to pay." Everyone but Carman laughed at it.
"Kenny!" Mr. Garrison said. "Go to the principal's office now!"
To everyone's surprise, I started cheering then left to the principal's office. Once I got there I got the usual crap, but something was different, the room was hot, I could hardly breathe because of it.
"Why is it so hot?" I asked.
"It isn't so hot, besides you could just take off your parka." Mr. Mackey answered.
"Can I go now?" I answered. Then, I passed out because of the heat.