A/N: Dedicated to my friend Murasa. You're welcome friend.

Also not bashing on any ship. I ship practically most of them. I think. Whatever.

This isn't supposed to be serious so...

I don't own Zexal.

The Best Sharkbaitshipping Story Ever

Once upon a time, a black-haired, red-eyed, tanned cutie patootie named Yuma was running around, looking for people to duel him. In a forest. The only reason though was because his friend Kotori had told him magical dueling elves lived in the forest, and that if he found one, and successfully beat it, he would get magical dueling powers.

At the same time, a random indigo-haired boy called Shark, sadly not in a shark costume, was running around the forest, looking for his sister, Rio. Apparently, she had woken up from her coma and had left with seven really short people.

"RIO!" The boy screamed, glaring at all the things around him. "STOP REENACTING SNOW WHITE!"

However, no one heard him since he had a sort of hoarse voice because he had been recovering from some sickness that takes your voice away.

"MAGICAL DWARF PERSON I WANNA DUEL!" Shark heard randomly as someone clung to his leg. He gazed down to find a weird kid with crazy hair staring at him with puppy dog eyes. In a weak voice, the weird kid spoke, "Notice me Senpai..."

"Only if you find my sister," Shark replied, blinking in surprise when the boy zoomed off and came back dragging his sister.

"RIO! He cried, all happy his sister was back.

"RIO'S A STUPID NAME! IT'S SPANISH FOR RIVER! MY NAME IS SNOW WHITE!" she screamed, punching the black-haired kid.

"Yeah. A redundant name is supes be-" Shark paused upon seeing the weird kid fall to the floor and start crying.

"SENPAI, SHE HURT ME!" Yuma, or weird kid, cried.

"NOT IN THIS HOUSEHOLD!" Shark screamed as he picked up his sister and had Shark Drake take her back to the wild. "YOU'RE NOT MY SISTER! GOOD BYE FAKER!"

After this happened, he crouched down and helped the weird kid. In some soft-spoken voice that made the author question her life choices, Shark said, "Are you okay?"

"Yeye. I was kidding about being hurt. Lets get married and play lots of card games," Yuma replied. "By the way. I'm Yuma."

"Hello, city of Arizona. Let us get married."

So the two kids went off to get married, and it was magical even though Shark Drake kept eating pigeons.

Yuma and Shark had 3 kids and soon became kings of a nation.

The end.

A/N: You're welcome.