Ello loves! Now I know I missed scissors and coffee, but I'm gonna continue with the rest of the week! :D So, today's theme is Inappropriate Flirting! Here we go!
I shifted my weight slightly as I waited for Jade to come to her locker. I was getting even antsier with every waking minute, and I checked my watch so many times I thought my arm was gonna fall off.
"Cat," I whined at the redhead in front of me. "Are you sure this is gonna work?" Cat waves my weariness off, and giggled. "Of course it will! I told Beck the same lines and he used them on her!" I groaned. "Cat, that's Beck! I'm not Beck! This isn't gonna work out I just know- Cat?"
The redhead had ditched me! Oh no! And Jade was coming now! What do I do? Jeez what do I do? "Hi, Jade!" Really? That's what I chose to do? Jade looks me up and down and mumbles a faint "Hey." I look back at Cat, and she makes a motion pushing me to go forward with it. I groan. I just hope I don't die from this.
I clear my throat and say, "Are you a magnet cuz I'm attracted to you." Oh god, that was terrible. Jade shoots me a look and. I can hear Cat giggling all the way from down the hallway. "I- Uh," I stumble then say, "I'd better get a library card, because I'm checking you out." The giggles turn into full on laughter, and I'm starting to question Cat's motives here. And I was starting to question my sanity. Why would I ever take dating advice from the same person who puts candy in her bra?
Oh yeah, I know why. Because I'm an idiot. And now I was looking even more like an idiot just standing here with my mouth open, trying to rack my brain for another pick up line that would surely get me stabbed with a pair of scissors fresh off of Jade's locker. I felt like more or so doing it myself. The only one that comes to mind is one that Cat told me to use as a last resort. Only if I was in dire need and actually forgot all the other ones and had to use it, I would use it. This was not one of those times but what could I do? Stand here even longer and look like more of an idiot?
I lick my lips and second think it. This is the worst out of the bunch she gave me! I can't say this! Especially to Jade! But my lips betray me before I can tell them not to. "Did you just throw a water balloon at me? Because you've got me all wet." I flinch and brace for whatever she was about to hit me with, but it never came. Instead, she started laughing. Here I was thinking she was going to hit me, and she's laughing! Then I stare at her in horror, she's laughing at me! That's even worse then the scissors!
"Dude, What's so funny?" She stops laughing and grins at me. Truly, really grins at me. "Are you trying to hit on me, Vega?" she says fighting back more laughs. My face reddens and I bit my lip. "Y-Yeah," I confess. Before I know it, she's kissing me! Straight up kissing me! She releases me and laughs again. "Please stop taking Cat's dating advice." She tells me. I'm a little dazed, but I nod. "How'd you know?" I ask.
"What? About the pickup lines?" I nod. "Cat gave almost the same exact ones to Beck." Oh. Wow. Way to be original, Cat. "And," she whispers in my ear. "I knew you liked me for a while." Holy chiz she's way too close! I stumble backwards and she laughs again. She finishes taking her books out her locker and slams it shut. Kissing me again she says, "Seriously, and more pickup lines and I will seriously kill you." I nod again. How can I say no to a girlfriend like that?
A/N: So? How was that? Sorry it's so short, I was kinda in a hurry lol