Well, this was an idea I had for a long time after being inspired by a drawing some talented artist did of what the Revenge of the Island cast would look like gender bent. I thought it was amazing, and I wanted to write a fan fiction of what would happen if the cast had to compete against their counterparts. The only rule I have is that none of them can point out how similar their doubles are. The gender bent characters are not mine, though I did come up with my own names for them. Also, the show they're competing on are not mine either, but they are being borrowed from my sister. You'll know them if you've started to read "TDI vs TNC."

I'm saying this takes place probably before All Stars, but it doesn't really matter much. It's my own fan fiction so I can do whatever the hell I want! Also, it's going to be in various first person views, just because.

With all of that gotten over with, I give you-

TOTAL DRAMA CLASH

Chapter One – This Summer is going to suck

B

I thought I was done with Total Drama. I really did. I had gotten kicked off third and I was determined never to return to that dratted show. I didn't even bother signing up for All Stars, so I was sure that was that and I would never have to see anyone from my former team ever again. Which I preferred. It really did annoy me at how quickly my teammates had kicked me off. Sure, I was going to miss some of them, like Sam and Dawn, but it wasn't enough to make me want to go back.

I was greatly annoyed, therefor, when a letter arrived for me in the mail. Picking it up and seeing the return address, I let out a long groan. I could just shred the letter, but I knew they would just send me another one. Better see what he wanted first.

The letter read as follows:

Dear Beverly,

You have been invited to a reunion special on the American show, Clash of the Titans. By invited, I mean you have to come, and by reunion special I mean a competition between two teams from different shows. Our show is competing against a show called Drastic Talent, a show not dissimilar to Total Drama. The competition will be held in New York City and all expenses will be paid for by the host, including travel, hotel, and food costs. We look forward to seeing you there. We'll be meeting at Grand Nation Airport on the 1st of June at 3:00 sharp.

-Chris McLean and Chef Hatchet

P.S – Did I mention that the winners get to pick their own grand prizes? Did I mention there will be prizes? Oh. There are going to be prizes.

I cursed silently to myself. Darn it Chris! Just when I thought I was out, he had to pull me back in. And there was no chance of talking my way out of it…

Mike

I wouldn't mind having another chance to return to Total Drama, if only for a chance to return to my friends, and Zoey. Sure, we chatted online all the time (everyone exchanged phone numbers and emails at the end of the season) but it just wasn't the same. Therefore, I for one was actually glad when that invitation came in the mail for me.

The first thing that happened when I read the letter was that all of my personalities tried to take over at once to complain. So I was forced to retreat into my own mind to talk to them.

"I ain't going nowhere," Chester complain immediately.

"Yo, you don't get a vote, old timer," Vito chided. "I think it's a great idea! That way I, I mean we, can get back with Anne Maria."

I sighed, rolling my eyes. "You mean Zoey?" I asked him. He paused to look at me.

"That's what I said," he muttered.

"Besides," I added. "We don't have much of a choice. Even if I refused, I'm sure Chris would just whip out the contract I signed and that would be it. Come on guys, it won't be so bad. We won't even have to deal with Chris's challenges this time, it will be someone else."

"I say we go for it," Svetlana agreed with me.

And so that was that. About a week later, I was making my way to the airport with what I hoped would be enough belongings to survive the show. Chris and Chef were already there, as well as Jo and Staci. Jo had moved to one side so she wouldn't have to listen to Staci's ramblings, but that didn't stop her from talking anyways.

"Yeah, and my great, great, great, great grand-father invented airports," Staci was saying. "Before him, people had to take off from their own backyards. And people would – oh, hi Mike – constantly crash the planes my great, great, great, great, great grand-mother built for them. But luckily they had my great, great, great-"

"Is this really everyone who's here?" I asked, interrupting her. "You said three o clock sharp, right?"

"I did," Chris replied, looking slightly annoyed. "And it's now 3:10. What's taking them so long?"

"Maybe they got caught up in traffic," Chef suggested nonchalantly. Chris frowned at him as he did. Jo, on the other hand, looked pretty satisfied with herself.

"Winners get here at two," she stated proudly. "Which I did."

I rolled my eyes, but didn't get to say anything else because Brick arrived at that moment, seemingly carrying everything he ever owned. I couldn't help but smile.

"Brick, did you bring your entire house?" I asked him as he approached.

"A soldier must be prepared for anything," he replied simply. "Sorry I'm late," he directed this statement to Chris, while saluting. "I was helping a charming lady carry her luggage."

"Of course you were," Jo muttered under her breath.

Brick gave her a glance but didn't reply. We waited a few more minutes in silence (except for Staci, who didn't realize that no one was listening to her) before I spotted Cameron heading towards us.

"Mike!" he greeted, spreading his arms out wide and dropping his luggage in the process. I smiled and ran over to greet him.

"Hey, Cam," I said, picking up his things and handing them to him. "I'm surprised your mother would let you return to this show."

"Well, she didn't really," Cameron admitted. "I showed her the letter and said I had to go. That still didn't convince her, so I snuck out my window and took a bus here."

"Cam! I can't believe you!" I laughed. "I think everyone is finally rubbing off on you!"

Cameron grinned sheepishly and shrugged as we rejoined the others. B had shown up while we were talking, and he sat a couple of feet away, next to a potted plant. Dawn showed up next, and B quickly ran over to help her with her luggage, even though she only had two small bags with her.

"LIGHTNING IS HERE!" a familiar sound greeted us. We turned to see Lightning running towards us at high speed, hold both of his suitcases over his head. "Hold your applause, people." Nobody moved. "I know, I'm amazing."

"Amazing to show up half an hour late you mean," Jo growled, folding her arms. Lightning frowned.

"It's not Lightning's fault," he said, also folding his arms. "My pops had a press conference about the show, so I had to hitch a ride with Sam."

I only noticed now that Sam was right behind him, sweating and completely out of breath. He had about three suitcases with him, and I guessed that at least two of them were filled with all of his games.

"You know, you could have helped me with those since I did give you a ride," he said to Lightning.

"Sorry," Lightning replied, not sounding sorry at all. "But I had my hands full with awesomeness."

Sam glared at him and set his luggage down before whipping out a video game. We waited for a while longer before Anne Maria showed up. She was also carrying about five bags, but they didn't seem to be slowing her down at all. The moment she spotted me, she let out a cry, dropped her stuff and ran full speed at me. Before I could even figure out what was going on, she tackled me hard to the ground, knocking Cameron (who standing next to me) to the ground as well.

"I'm happy to see you too, Anne Maria," I managed to choke out.

"Sorry," she apologized, standing up. "I'm just, uh, excited to be back is all. We're going to kick that other show's butt. I already know what I'm picking for my prize!"

"Spray tan and hair care products?" Cameron guessed, straightening his glasses. She gasped.

"How did you know!?"

Before Cameron could answer, Dakota appeared, carrying her many things. Apparently, her parents had discovered a cure for her toxic condition, but she found that she could still change back whenever she wanted (mostly when she was with or defending Sam). We had e-mailed each other a lot while we were all apart, so we still knew what was going on in each other's lives. The only one who didn't do that was Scott, but I didn't really mind.

Speaking of which, he arrived shortly after Dakota. She and Sam were still embracing when he showed up, but he crossly forced his way between them and stood angrily next to Lightning.

"What are you so angry about?" Anne Maria asked him, looking him over.

"Wouldn't you like to know?" Scott hissed with a sideways glare at Chris, who smiled innocently.

I didn't listen to them, searching around the airport with a pounding heart. An announcement came over head to tell us that our flight was now boarding. Where was Zoey? Even Chris and Chef looked a bit worried.

Before we could move, however, Dakota suddenly spotted her and cried out to her.

"Zoey! Over here!" she shouted excitedly to her. I looked to where she was waving and I felt my heart beat faster.

She was as beautiful as ever. I felt my breath leave me. We had texted each other all year, but I had forgotten how gorgeous she was. I eagerly ran out to meet her.

"There you are!" I greeted. "We were starting to worry about you! Here, let me take your things for you."

"Thanks Mike," she replied, smiling sweetly. "It's great to see you again. You look great!"

"So do you," I told her honestly.

"This is all touching, but can you hurry it up?" Chris asked suddenly from behind me, making me jumping. "Our plane will be leaving soon."

I exchanged a glance with Zoey before picking up her things and leading the way back to the others. We all gathered our belongings and made for the shuttle. But our path was blocked by another group of teenagers and two women. Just glancing at them, I knew immediately who they were. The contestants of "Drastic Talent." Our competition.

I think this is a good place to stop. In the next chapter, we get to meet the members of the rival show, and what they're all like. So if you want to learn more, then read and review. Because if you don't review, I don't know what I'm doing right or wrong. So R&R! Or else!