I'm back~

And, because I am a procrastinator and I'm in a horror mood, I decided to write this.

Yes, I will update.
No, I have no idea when.
Yes, It will probably be like in forever.
Yes, I will try to work on the other stories.
No, I will not forget Canada.
Yes, I do like bagels.
And Yes, I have no idea why I am doing this.

Disclaimer: I do not own hetalia. What more do you want from me?

Prologue

The meeting lasted FOREVER, and I mean it literally. And, to no one's surprise, nothing got done. Since it was late and everyone had wasted their energy arguing so they decided to wait til' tomorrow to leave. And that means... SLEEPOVER!

The first part went pretty well, but it was getting late and no one wanted to sleep because they were afraid of some... things happening to them if they dare close they're eyes.

"Dudes! I just an awesome idea!" America shouted. Everyone turned to him.

"Hey, only Awesome people get awesome ideas and I'm the only awesome person here!" Prussia argued.

"Yeah, and I'm Awesome!"

"NO, ONLY I, PRUSSIA IS AWESOME!"

Germany and England felt their headaches start to get worse little by little. Enlgand just wanted them to shut up. "If you going to argue, argue about something actaully worth arguing about you bloody gits!"

"But dude, it is worth arguing about."

England new he was going to regret this but he asked anyway. "What was your 'brilliant' idea America."

"Um... I forgot..." Cue the facepalm. "Oh wait, I remember! Since it's late, I thought we should share horror stories! It's would be so cool!"

"Ve~ That sounds scary!" Italy scooted closer to germany but was quickly pulled away by Romano.

"But it will be fun!"

"Ok, maybe you are capable of awesome ideas." Prussia and America high-fived each other, epically.

"Really, I don't see a point in this." England said but he realized he was quickly out numbered by the other countries nodding in agreement.

"Then it's settled." Germany said. "Let's just get this over with."

"Ohohohoho, Sounds fun." France smirked taking his place next to England as the coutries began to sit in a circle.

"I have like, a totally cool horror story!" Poland said.

"But mine is way more awesome!" Prussia stated.

Italy looked up. "Ve~ I think me and Romano have one."

"I am more beautiful so I should go first." France proposed.

"Bloody frog, I will go first!" England yelled.

"I, I would like to go." Canada said but he was ignored. (Poor Canada.)

"I think I should go first, Da?" Ivan said, smiling. THa only one to challenge him was Ameirca.

"No way Commie! It was my idea so I go first!" America said aloud. After that was a bunch a pointless arguing and Germany wasn't amused.

"EVERYONE SHUT UP!" Everyone did in fact, Shut up. "Now, we will chose at random who will go."

"Alright, and how do you suppose we do that?" England questioned.

"We can use my randomzier app!" America suggested.

"Fine, let's just get this the hell over with. I can't stand being in the same room as the potato AND tomato bastard for too long." Groaned Romano.

"Aww... Roma, you don't mean that?" Spain asked.

"I mean every word."

Germany sighed, "Let's just get this over with."