Crack fic…..nuff said.
None of these people are mine. They belong to Square.
This is my first fan fiction sooo…..LEGGO!
DESERT FREAKS
Sora and Roxas were riding along the western horizon in the desert. "Let's play some FOOTBALL!" Sora screamed. "What the crap Sora?" Roxas said stopping his horse. "Were in the middle of the desert and we don't even have a football." Roxas said. "Ah fiddle sticks Roxas! We'll just use cactus fruit!" Sora said. They both got off their horses and chopped down a giant cactus. "TIMBER!" Sora shouted as the cactus fell. It landed right on Roxas. "Damn it Sora!" Roxas screamed and threw an apple at sora. "Golly gee willakers Roxas." Sora said rubbing his head. "I'm just gonna pop in the story like an idiot! HEE HEE!" Riku said and slapped Roxas on the back. Then he was shot by Axel. "No one touches my Roxy!" he said. Then the wind blew off his wig."Holy shit! Axel wears a wig?" Sora asked. "MY CAREER IS OVER!" Axel yelled and then ran away crying. "Well then….LET'S DANCE!"
Then they all exploded…
THE END
Welp, there you go…..
I felt high writing this….
I'm also lactose intolerant…
I'm legally married in some counties….
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