This is just a spoof for fun, please don't be offended, I know only some fangirls act like this but I did it for the lolz. This is only very general, I know a lot of people ship different things and some don't. So please enjoy this piece of crack!

Ten years in the future, the earth has been destroyed and all the fangirls escaped to the Naruto universe. Disaster ensues and they find themselves running for their lives (the normal characters that is).

"I think... we're safe here, un." Deidara gasped, as he panted against the cave wall.

"We might have out run them for now." Sasori muttered pushing back against the wall.

"It's too bad about Hidan." Kisame said, resting Samehada beside him.

"He was doomed from the start."

"They took Kakuzu too?"

"I think they wanted them for yaoi or something..."

"What's yaoi?"

Kisame and Sasori both looked at Deidara for a short while then turned back.

"Kid, you don't want to know."

"I don't know where they came from but I bet its hell."

"Yeah..."

They fell into a short silence due to the fact they were exhausted from running all day and all night.

"I wish they'd just leave."

"Look on the bright side; at least you're not Sasuke or Naruto."

They all chuckled at that but for a short time only due to fear of being caught and remembering just how screwed Sasuke and Naruto really were.

"I miss Itachi, he didn't say much but I could always tell what he was thinking. He'd think of a way out." Kisame sighed.

"I don't miss him." Deidara grumbled.

"It was kind of mean for Pein to sell us out like that." Kisame muttered.

"Hey jutsus don't work on fangirls, they invented their own and for some reason ours are ineffective to them. Also they have nets." Sasori groaned.

"I saw one with a harpoon." Deidara whimpered before quickly clearing his throat.

Kisame silently shuddered. It was like a virus spreading all over ninja world. They dressed like normal shinobi too; it was hard to tell who one was and who wasn't. In one night they had the akatsuki running for their lives.

"We may be the only ones left." Sasori grunted.

"Hopefully we can stay here for a while."

"Guess again." Kisame muttered ducking low and pointing at the cave entrance.

Sasori and Deidara prepared to fight, whatever it was but where surprised to see Kakuzu walk in.

"Hey, I thought you were dead?"

"They're over here!" Kakuzu yelled.

"What the hell?" Kisame yelled back.

"Sorry, but they paid me. It's not so bad with them anyway."

The three of them stared in horror and rushed further into the back of the cave.

Sasuke was much more miserable than usual, in fact he was in hell. He was in a cage next to Naruto's and it was not pretty. So far they had captured at least twenty people he knew and this was the first day they got here. They squealed things he didn't understand and the ones he did he wished he couldn't.

"OMG Sasuke is so hot! I want to see some SasuNaru yaoi right now!"

"LOL you're so right. Did you see him running, it was so hot!"

"I know!"

He shuddered; they were like regular fangirls but so much more violent and clever. They were unkillable and all were wearing headbands and `cosplays` some had akatsuki cloaks. If he tried to convince them to let him go they squealed his name and wouldn't stop talking.

Although, he felt a lot safer than akatsuki right now.

"Deidara, rape me!" someone squealed from the crowd.

Deidara desperately threw a clay bird at them but they dodged it with superhuman speed.

"Better yet let him get raped by Sasori!"

Sasori chose that point to fire poisoned needles at them but to no avail.

Deidara finally understood what yaoi meant, he felt like he was going to throw up but he held it in for they needed speed.

He made a few clay birds for them to escape on and they flew as fast as they could. Kisame was not so lucky.

Itachi wasn't very happy either but he was in a safer place than the others. The fangirls after him broke into a fight over who he should be paired with and he used the confusion to escape. He was hiding out in one of the bases hoping he would be safe from the onslaught.

Pein had ditched them all with Konan and made a run for it while the fangirls were distracted and he wasn't sure where the other akatsuki members where, he was planning on rescuing Sasuke but he was worried it would interfere with his plans. On the other hand it was the end of the world. Was this his punishment? Ah well, might as well save Sasuke.

"Well Kakuzu you sold us all out, though it wouldn't be the first time. Hell, why am I even surprised?"

Kakuzu laughed. They were side by side in cages with fangirls keeping close watch to make sure they didn't escape.

"This should be okay." One of them said, obviously the head fangirl. She wore a Konoha headband and green chunin vest with the usual getup and her hair was brown.

The cart dragging them along stopped and the girls began muttering amongst themselves.

"If only we'd caught Hidan before those HidaShika shippers did."

"Why are you after Hidan?" Kisame braved.

The head fangirl glared at him. "We want to kill him."

"Why?"

"For what he did to Asuma, he should be killed!"

"So you're Hidan haters?"

"We're Hidan H8ers."

Kisame didn't see the difference.

"How many of you are there?"

"Oh a few..."

"Are you different than the ones who kidnapped Sasuke and Naruto?"

"Well yes, we don't ship SasuNaru."

"Who do you ship?"

"Well we ship a lot of things but we hate a lot of others more than that."

There was a loud crash and some more fangirls surrounded them with spears and katana.

"What are you doing with Kisame and Kakuzu?"

They were addressing the head fangirl of the Hidan H8ers.

"We were getting them so you couldn't use them in yaoi!"

The other fangirls blushed and frowned.

"Well we like yaoi! Besides KakuHida is hot so give Kakuzu back!"

Kakuzu began to wonder whether he should make a break for it or just kill himself.

"It's not! NaruHina is hot!"

"Not as much as KakuHida!"

"Bullshit!"

A fight broke out leaving the NaruHina fans/ Hidan H8ers on the ground.

The KakuHida fans grabbed the cage with Kakuzu and ditched leaving Kisame by himself wondering what the hell just happened.

Tobi was quite enjoying this. He could teleport away whenever any fangirl got close, the kyuubi was caged up and would most likely be easy to take if his fans decided to help him and at the same time his ego was soaring. He had a lot of fans and he was quite pleased with himself, although a lot of them were cheering for TobiDei which he wasn't sure about but other than that this was all to his advantage. So much for a ninja war.

In Konoha things were looking dismal; the walls weren't going to hold for much longer.

All of Naruto's friends were freaking out. Kakashi had tried to hold them off but had been snatched right in front of them. They were keeping lookout but a lot of people were terrified, they were all praying they weren't famous enough to be in a fanfic.

Orochimaru was also bothered by the fangirls, they had kidnapped Kabuto and without him he was feeling quite bored, also Sasuke was gone and that really ticked him off.

He was planning on going outside but each time he got close he changed his mind and decided he was safer inside than out.

Every other nation was equally screwed with Gaara having to evacuate his office because of the uproar. Temari did her best to hold them back as did Kankuro but it wasn't enough and they were both taken while Gaara tried to lead them away.

Deidara and Sasori took refuge in one of the old akatsuki bases no one else knew about and found Itachi was there too.

"Itachi, hmm...? Why are you here?"

"Hiding, same as you. Though I will rescue Sasuke soon."
"Are you crazy? There is no way you'll manage it!"

"It's worth a try."

Next time:

Itachi's rescue attempt!

The siege by the fangirls continues!

And the remaining akatsuki are captured!

Note: This is as I said very general, I know not all NaruHina fans hate Hidan if any. This was a subsection of fans of that pairing. There's a lot of variation (Laughs). Ok see you next time!