Boq and his best mate Phil stood outside the headquarters of the nazis in Berlin, in Germany.
"So you remember the plan, don't you, Phil?" Said Boq "We have to sneak into the nazi headquarters steal the nazi's evil secret weapon, the dreaded solar death ray, kill Hitler and escape back to Britain, simple!"
"Ok," said Phil. For all the 20 years Boq had known Phil he had never changed he still had the same grey hair and deranged grin, and he always wore shorts even on top of snowy Mt Doom in Italy where they had overthrown Mussolini.
Phil silently removed the lid of the ventilation shaft and crept inside, Boq followed him. They crawled along until they reached the solar death ray room. They jumped inside, killed the two guards and put on their German army clothes. They then carried the death ray to a nearby truck and bolted it onto the back. Then they walked to the door of Hitler's office and knocked.
"Did you remember your gun?" said Boq.
"Oops, no," said Phil. So when Hitler opened the door they started beating Hitler to death. Unfortunately they hadn't anticipated the nazi's other secret weapon Hitler's super evil clone, Super Hitler, he was twice as fast, twice as strong and three times as tall. So just as they were about to deliver the killing blow, Super Hitler stomped in.
"Me destroy" he said in a deep booming voice. Phil and Boq were so scared they ran and jumped out the window and drove off in the truck with the solar death ray. Phil was driving and Boq was manning the solar death ray. When Super Hitler worked out what was happening, about five seconds later, he ran through the wall and got in his custom built motorbike with his demonic servant, Spawn of Lucifer, Satan Jr. for short, in the sidecar. Satan Jr. had the body of a bear and three snake-like heads but despite appearances he was quite a nice guy.
Soon Super Hitler, Satan Jr. and 20 other nazis on motorbikes were only a few hundred metres behind Boq and Phil. Boq had worked out the controls of the death ray and was soon zapping the nazis on motorbikes. Unfortunately Super Hitler was a very good driver and managed to dodge the death ray. However he lost concentration for one critical second and the death ray beam skimmed the front motorbike tyre. Although the ray only touched the tyre for a fraction of a second the rubber instantly melted and the motorbike swerved wildly and flipped over. The motorbike and sidecar soon turned into a flaming wreak that would have killed any human. However Super Hitler had been genetically modified to have fire retardant skin and climbed out unharmed. Satan Jr. wasn't so lucky, he was trapped under the burning sidecar.
"Please help me Super Hitler!" Satan Jr. gasped as the flames consumed one of his heads.
"No!" boomed Super Hitler, walking away. "You mere hindrance to noble nazi cause!"
Soon Super Hitler found a small crop duster in a nearby field and took off in it in pursuit of Boq and Phil. Meanwhile, luckily for Satan Jr., and possibly for civilisation as we know it, a drunk was driving along that very road on which Satan Jr. lying and crashed into the remains of the sidecar, knocking it off his body and saving his life. From that moment forth he vowed revenge on Super Hitler and the nazis.
To be continued…