So hey I'm Milo Blue Pearl Lucca Vonnegut, no relation to the author who I know you don't know anyway. I have brown hair that's shaved on one side of my head and super long down to my knees on
the other. I have 6 holes in one of my ears, bquase two ears has been done so many times, I also have a medusa piercing [you dumbasses don't even know that Monroe piercings are just so fucking
overdone].People don't tell me I look like anyone specific or famous because I'm so fucking original that no one is really like I am. I always wear shit that I found at the goodwill and vintage stores that
you're too lame to eeven know about. I've got pale skin and a crack whore body type that I work fucking hard to maintain by not eating more than a pound of fod per day. Plus I love off of a surplus of
ciggerettes, crack and pot a dealer gives to me in excahhnge for underground music my band "Pink Freud" plays. We mostly play at this indie bar I know, and only really hipsters can get into, so if you're
a major poser mainstream person who's into Ke$ha or whatever else is macking monees these ddays than forget it. So I'm also a superhero that goes by the name of Deck Gurl, and my superpowers
include singing really quietly in a raspy wiskey voice that get's stuck in ppls heads and makes them go crazy also I can hover [cause flying is for mainstream bishes] and I'm a vegan so I can talk to
animals and have them kick ass for me. People don't' think that I'm really that intense because I wear really big Raybandz that hold all my power and people stuck in that pop world shit don't realize
how beast Raybandz I had to leave my home in Sohoe to come live in some obviously named shiit whoel "happee Harbor." I had to come here because some bitch scratched up all my records and
crashed my metal vintage bike, so I had to use my powers on her and the bitch is still in the hospital. I'm here now and i'm just wondering where a girl can get some good vinals here. Today I was
wearing my ripped tights with grey Toms and highwaisted shorts, where I had my shirt tucked in and on my shirt it had a shark riding a bicycle because it's fucking ironic and I had my blue plaid jacket
on. So I get to this Young Justice mountain and all I'm thinkin is fucking typical of sper heroes living in a mountain, what fucking idiots. So some green chick who was obviously a chipper, opens the door
for me and is like "Hi, I'm Megan…." And I know she said some other words but after her name and looking that that obvious fin outfit she wore I just didn't fucking car to here her life story. Then, after
walking in I saw all these boys and they were so deck. One boy was thin and had dark hair and dark raybanz, his plaid shirt and matching toms were already making me hot, not that I'd fucking seem
like a fin tassel who didn't know shit about ainy thing. Then there was this other deck guy who looked like a total juicer, he was a ginger and his tight pants and lean frame worked and tied together his
look really well. "Hey I'm Robin and this is KF" The dark haired boy said nodding to the ginger. "yeah I'm Milo Blue Pearl Lucca Vonnegut, or Deck Gurl is my superhero name" I explained trying to look as
uncaring and aloof as they did, when really I wouldn't mind being a chipper if it meant hoping into bed with their fine asses. There was also an emo boy there and a black nerdy kid, but honestly I've
seen too many of those stereotypes to care. I couldn't wait to start hooking up with Robin and KF, ppl tell me all the time that my taste in underground indie is so deck and my body so anoreexic that
cronkites just fall to their knees in front of me. So let the games begin slaggy whores.