Sorry about the run-on sentences and whatnot. I tried to make it seem like a kid was talking. Have fun!
You'll never guess what happened to me, Alfie! It was amazing! Well I can't tell you now, mom will hear. I'll tell you up in our room.
Okay, there's no way she can hear us up here. With the blankets pulled over our heads and the thick walls and everything- what's that? Oh right, my story.
So I was walking down the street and I saw the same mail truck that I see every day when I walk home. But today was different. When the guy drove ahead of me and pulled over to put some mail in a mail box his truck turned off.
When I walked by I slowed down so I could look inside, cause I've never seen the inside of a mail truck before, and he saw me! He was smiling like he knew I was going to look inside!
He started talking to me and his voice sounded really nice. He told me he could show me the inside of the truck so I got in. He showed me all the bins that the mail goes in and everything!
Don't roll your eyes like that! It was cool! Anyways, he offered me a ride home and since my feet hurt I said yeah. We talked about school and things like that and stopped for a treat on the way home.
No it wasn't McDonald's! We didn't even get out of the truck. He took me into the back and moved some boxes so there was an open spot on the floor. Then he put his jacket down and sat on it and told me to sit on his lap so I did.
He told me to close my eyes and not peek until he said so and I did that also. Then he started whispering things in my ear that I didn't understand and he touched my chest. I thought it was a little weird at first, but it felt kind of good so I didn't say anything.
He kept whispering those strange things and started licking my ear. I told him to stop cause it tickled and he did, but then he started petting my nee-nee. I felt a little embarrassed so I told him to stop, but this time he didn't. He just kept petting it and it got hard. Like a little rock.
I'm not lying! It can really do that, Alfred! His did it too! I was sitting on his lap and I felt it myself. It would get harder every time he touched me. Then he pulled my pants down and rubbed it against my butt. I tried telling him that it was my butt and that yucky things happen there, but he didn't listen. He grabbed my hips and made me sit down and it went all the way in.
Well duh, it hurt! I opened my eyes and screamed a little. I told him to stop and I thought he would when he started taking it out, but he just put it back in really fast.
I tried to grab onto the boxes and get away, but then it stopped hurting so much and it actually started to feel good. He would push it in really far and my legs would feel all tingly and my hands would shake. Then I felt like I had to pee and every time he put it in it got worse. I tried to tell him I had to pee, but he just went faster. He said that it was a good thing and that I should pee all over myself.
Well of course I didn't want to! That's gross! But when I peed it wasn't yellow like normal, it was all white and sticky and it felt really really good.
I'm serious, Alfred! He did it too! Right after I did, I felt him white-pee inside of my butt and when he took it out I saw it come out all over his lap.
Look I can prove it! See! There's some right there on the inside of my boxers. No, don't touch it! It's mine. But if you actually walk home with me tomorrow instead of being lazy and getting a ride from Artie's mom, maybe Mr. Gilbert will let you have some of your own.