STARTING THE MORNING

PART 1: NIGHTMARE

I am tired of making it in regular, proper English so I am going to write it like a play, get over it


(In Tokyo, Ichigo is on vacation from soul reaping. He brought Rukia, Orihime, and Chad with him. Uryuu wanted to be an ass and didn't want to go. So, they now stay in a hotel. A very expensive one, but Rukia somehow had enough money. And now, we start our story.)

Ichigo: -Lies in his bed, snoring up a storm- ZzzzZzzzZzzz…

Chad: -Is also sleeping, in the same room of Ichigo, somehow…-

Rukia: -Is in the other room, sleeping quietly-

Orihime: -Is tossing turning- Nnngh… Mnnn… -sits straight up suddenly, gripping the blanket- EVIL FRIED CHICKENS WITH LAZERS!!!!

Rukia: -Falls out of bed from the sudden outburst- GAHH!!!

Orihime: -Pant pant- Uhh… Rukia-chan... Why are you on the floor?

Rukia: -is twitching on floor, landed on her face- Mufff….

Orihime: Wha-what?

Rukia: -gets up slowly, her face red from the fall- I said, "You had a nightmare and scared me…"

Orihime: Oh? Sorry Rukia-chan! -She grips the blanket and bows apologetically-

Rukia: It's ok; it happens… -nose bleeds-

Orihime: Umm… Rukia-chan… Your nose is bleeding…

Rukia: It is…? Damn! Where are the tissues!!! No! It's staining my pajamas!! –Runs around franticly looking for tissues-

Orihime: -Is holding a box of tissues- Here, Rukia-chan!

Rukia: -snatches it and stuffs some tissues in her nose- Ah... Good… Now, what was the nightmare about?

Orihime: Umm... It was about Ichigo and you fighting a giant hollow.

Rukia: Ok, and?

Orihime: And your guys were kicking butt! But…

Rukia But?

Orihime: Aizen kidnaps me and I go to some weird desert with some weird Spanish name!

Rukia: That's all?

Orihime: No! There were many weird people! There was this Italian man who wanted my number! And a weird guy named Grimmjow who wanted to look up my skirt! And...And... –Shivers- There was this weird emo guy with weird green eyes whose name was too long too say…

Rukia: -blinks- Umm… Then why did you yell something about fried evil chickens..?

Orihime: Umm… I don't remember…

Rukia: -falls to the floor again-

Orihime: Rukia-chan! You need to learn how to stand! –Tries to help her-


End

Next: Part 2: The weird moments