Hawkeye left the office in a fowl mood, tomorrow was her birthday, the only day she ever asked to have off, and mustang had told her she had to work!
"All right! Let's go shopping," yelled Mustang.
"YES!" cried Ed, Al, Hughs, Havac, and Armstrong.
At the mall Mustang announced that they would be giving prank gifts. Armstrong refused to have anything to do with it and walked toward the gun store shaking his head.
"Oh what a spoilsport," Mustang said childishly, "Now its time to find out what you will be giving Hawkeye for her birthday! Ed, you will be getting her a book called "How to Be a Hooker", Al, a mini skirt, maybe in pink or yellow, Hughs, find her a bikini, Havac a card, and I will get her a pretty pink tutu! O.K. lets get shopping."
They all went off to different stores to buy what Mustang had told them to, but later that night they all met back at the office.
"We brought the wrapping paper," said Al.
"I have the gift tags and pen," said Hughs.
"I have the card," said Havac. (Everyone else, but Mustang is there, I'm just too lazy to write something for them to say.)
They wrapped all the prank gifts and signed the tags to say that they were all from Mustang. Then they signed the card excluding Mustang's name and wrapped the shiny gun that Armstrong had purchased.
When they finally left, they were laughing so hard that they could hardly walk.
The next day when Hawkeye arrived she found herself the victim of Mustangs surprise party.
"SURPRISE!" the group shouted.
"Open your gifts first," Mustang begged.
Hawkeye sighed and reached for a brightly wrapped parcel and, glancing at the tag, ripped off the paper to reveal the shiny gun. Then she continued through the pile, without looking at the tags. Finally after unwrapping the pretty pink tutu she went back through the tags, then she reached for her new gun, which for some reason is loaded.
"HIT THE DEAK!" Ed yelled, diving to the floor.
Everyone else dove to the floor, but Mustang, who could not understand why Hawkeye was angry, remained standing. Hawkeye took aim and Mustang ran for the door and out in to the hallway, Hawkeye on his heels. A shot rang out and Hawkeye reentered the room. Taking her coat she left the office.
"Mustang was a good man with a dream, a big dream. And now we stand here today to honor him," the Fuhrer finished speaking.
Suddenly Ed began to sing, "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead!" and he was quickly joined by everyone else who was at that ill fated birthday party!
Well that's it. I know its crap, but my plot fish wouldn't rest until I wrote it.