"Stripes"
Chap1. Tigger in worl of die. Rik must kil-style the zami hord.
Tigger foun hiself in a world of ded. Zombie break cars and windows an eat dennys all day long. Chris T. Robin was a dead, now shamblin at da costco like I don't know (help me out sam).
The worlxd is kind of stupifd nw says thegger. And it is nw a new stripe of evil., (Not as bad as TW fanbois tho!)
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who goes? Says voice? ITS RICK FROM WAKING DEAD. HO SHITYT. He carries gans and a box of pumpkin oreos and eats the oreos and yeah.
"By odin's bear d, how does science work?,, he sas as looksat tigger. " I SEE A PLUSHIE THA TALK. HOW DOES? HOW DOES TALK?
Tigger grab gun an shoogt six hunred zomb whyle up in air. IN SPACE. IN SPACE. IN SPACE.
I am tig, of the azetc gods (In my fafic, Pooh an frien ar azetc gods). I mus get back 2 my planet of stripes. (in my fafic, aztec gods ar aliens, THIOS PART IS REAL, BELIVE.)
And comes down the road, Saske Uhiha. He is what make the zombies and take them 2 dennys and buy them pacakes an hobbit breakfast. "Rick" sas saske. "We must fight a battle for the children."
"I will no let you eat my chilren, saske says Rick. Except Carl. Noboy likes him."
"He not enough," sas saske. "I will kill-style u an all who stan in my way. FIJT ME.
"I will fijt for my friends sas tigger. I am aztek god of weed and cod. Fijt me and I will stop zombiey.
OH FUCK ITS TIGGER sas Sake. HOW DO YOU NO I MAKE ZOMBEY.
In space I hear dreams of all the ppl says tiggr. An now I will kill yu, honey.
Why u call me that sas saskee?
B/C TIGGERS DONT LIKE HONEY NOW FUHDCKING DIE SAYS TIGGER
It wa a battle for days an years. Tigger vs saske, Uhiha vs aztek god. But then Saskukue uses shaggiran eye and takes tiggers stripes.
NOT STRIPES YOU BITCH says tigger. NOW HOW WILL I PLAY COD?
Wit stripes now I have ur power lol says saske. He files away an makes ten mill new zambies w/ his new tigger god stripes.
At least I hav Rik says Tigger.
End of CHAP1. IGNORE TW FANBOIS. READ MY STUFF.