It was July 1958. Four friends were hanging out in the local Malt shop in London. They were on the first double date in human history.

Amazingphil looked at his date, Danisnotonfire, and giggled to himself. Who'd have thought that they would have both confessed their love for each other on that day in the drive-through theatre,

Danisnotonfire turned to Crabsticks and asked, "How did you two meet?", he asked.

"Well," KickthePJ interrupted, "we went to prom together as friends and we both confessed our love for each other at the same time!"

Danisno liked the story and decided to vocalize his admiration of Kick's storytelling ability.

"That story was totally groovy, daddio!" Danisno said.

Kick was happy that Danisno liked the story. "Thnks m8y boi."

Crabs took out his pipe and started filling it with tobacco. He lit it and puffed in the woody, fruity aroma of the carcinogenic substance that he had willingly ingested.

Phil called the waitress over and asked, "do you have any steak here?"

"Yeah mate, it's really cool and stuff and it tastes radical." Said the waitress.

"Get it extra rare and I'll tip you a nickel." Phil said, tipping his brown trilby.

The waitress sped to the kitchen on her rollerskates, shouting "Cowabunga" along the way.

While he was waiting for his raw animal carcass, Phil made polite conversation. "I don't know if I'm happy with the coloureds being allowed to have the same rights as us pure white folk."

"I'm not sure I'm happy with you saying 'coloured'," replied Kick, "They tend to prefer 'negro' nowadayz"

Phil looked ashamed of himself.

The waitress came back. "Yiggedy yo, here's your stiggedy steak!" She said. Phil looked at her nametag. It said 'Emma'. Phil wondered what her name was.

"What's your name, sweetcheeks?" He asked nicely

She looked at him. "It's Emma, bro. It says so on my nametag"

"Sorry, but I've been lied to before." He said.

Emma wore a blue blouse, an apron, and a pink skirt with a poodle on. It was called a "poodle skirt"

Dan liked the skirt. He intended to compliment it. So he did.

"Much skirt, such doge, wow!" He said. He didn't know what doge meant, because memes hadn't been invented yet, but it sounded funny.

"Hey, Emma" said nerdcubed.

"Yo, it's my boii friend," Emma said, "I thought you were fighting in The War!"

"The War ended, babe." He said lovingly.

"Tubular" she said and they embraced.

Then each couple went home and totally did it.

THE END

Epilogue:

On Christmas, everyone bought Crabsticks socks, so he flipped out and killed everyone in the planet.

THE END.