Prologue
"Get the fuck out of my ocean BITCH!" King Trition yelled. He looked a Urszula with undieing loathing, but their was a small sense of sexual tension.
Urszula smiled, "O Trition baby" she floated next to him, "Its not my fault I raped your youngest daughter, she got tangled in my tenticals."
Trition aimed his golden pitch fork at her, "Don't even mention that!" the anger was growing in his voice. "Just get out now!"
"OK!" Urszula said, "But on one condition."
"Whats that?" Trition asked, he was sure it was to have sex. Every sexy octopus ell lady wants some of him.
Urszula smiled, "Your sperm"
"My sprem?" he said shockedly.
"Thats right" she laughed, "No more jizzing, fucking, or masterbation"
Trition sighed, "Fine"
So he jizzed all his jizz out, it floated majesticly in the water. Urszula collected in a jar. She then put her jar in her vijaja. Because She was always true to her word, she swam out of the ocean.
Trition watched her go, for some reason their was a tear in his eye, he really did want to fuck that child molester.
Urszula walked on the sand, she was on a beach. The beach was covered with naked fat people. Urszula sighed, "this must be America."
She pulled out the sperm, "With Poseidon's sperm I shall rule this world of sluts and whores!" she untightened the jar.