Hi. It's me Kakarot. I'm Kurai's little sis. Im the one who likes KakaIru. And thats exactly what this story is. Yaaaaayyy!

Story summery: KakaIru Kakashi neads help on how to tell Iruka how he feels. But who's gonna help him? And what it he going to do? Different ways, different outcomes. Which to choose? KakaIru

I don't own Naruto. Masashi Kishimoto does. But I can only hope and wish that I did.

Romance Help

Hatake Kakashi. Kakashi is a genius. Kakashi can think his way out of any trap and ambush whenever he wants to. He is the great Copy-cat Kakashi, Sharigan Kakashi, and THE Hatake Kakashi. His shinobi skills are amazing. He could kill about six men all at once. In one blow! His title has been spread throughout many shinobi countries. People fear him and shiver at the sheer name of him. He is truly a genius.

But why is he so stupid?

Kakashi on the inside is a very nice guy. If your down he could make you laugh. He is always there for his friends. Okay, maybe he is perverted, but who isn't? He just isn't afraid to show that he is a pervert. He has that laid back look. Sloutching as he walks, with his book in face. It kinda makes you wonder 'How the hell did this guy get to be a very skilled shinobi!'

But the laid back look Kakashi has his secrets.

One is...well...a secret.

But I could tell you another one. And that is that he loves Umino Iruka.

But the freakin' problem is that he doesn't know how to tell him. "Man Kakashi! Aren't you a genius?" I yelled at him when he told me his problem.

"But this is not shinobi buisness! This is MY LIFE!" He yelled at me

"Then why don't you just tell him? He looks like the type that would go for you." I roll my eyes.

"But that's the problem! I don't know how to tell him!" He throws up his arms as if to hit me.

"Okay, keep it down. You'll wake the neighbors." I watch him sit down on his bed and burry his face in his hands.

"Come on. I just asked when are you going to tell him. It's not the end of the world or anything." I jump off of my chair and walk up to him.

"It's not like that. It's just..." He talks through his hands but I could hear him.

"It's just what?"

"I want to tell him. I really do. But it's just that, when I do, what if he turns me down? What should I do?" I could hear his voice shudder under his hands. I see his shoulders shake. I get on the bed and lean on him to comfort him. He's not telling me everything.

"Kakashi, what is really bothering you? Your not telling me everything." I try to comfort him but I said that in a comamding voice..oops.Oh well thats how you deal with Kakashi.

"Don't laugh. But it happened again." He removed his hands from his face.

"What happened again?"

"It" He turns away to hide a blush, but I could see it. I know Kakashi.

'snirff' "Again!" 'snirff' "What was it this time? Hahahahaha!" I try not to laugh but I guess it just didn't want to stay in.

"I told you not to laugh!" He glares at me with his death glare.And then turns away to hide another blush. "It was in the mission room."

I stop laughing and stay quiet so he could tell me his story.

"I was getting a mission...and Iruka was gonna give it to me. But he didn't have his shirt on. He said he had gotten wet by a waterballoon fight on his way over, and was waiting for it to dry. I just had to stare! I couldn't get my eyes off him. He's addicting! And when he finally gave me the scroll, I turned around and blushed so hard! Genma was there and he started laughing. He whispered something to Raido and he grinned at me. They walked up to me, luckily no one cared. And then Genma pointed it out. Agghh! I had to tell them, they threatened to show it to Iruka! And then Raido started giving me advice! It was so embarrasing!" He sprawed out on the bed burrowing his face in the pillow. I tried to look at him but I saw his ears were red. He must have been blushing alot.

"Kakashi, you can't just get a hard-on everytime you see him. I would think you would have more control over that!" I sit on his back and he grunts as he feels me on him

"I know but..." He mummbles the rest to himself.

"What was that?"

"bu humbu hu"

"What?"

"BUT HE'S HOT!" He sits up and I cling to his shoulders so I won't fall.

"What was that for!" I pout and sit near him

"I'm telling you all of this, and you're not helping at all!" He crosses his arms

"It's better than talking to Obito. Don't you think the other souls are listening in on your 'information' that you're telling him?"

"I never thought of that."

"See! I'm helping!" I grin

"Okay, then help me on this problem doctor." He puts his back against the wall.

"Ha!" He points a finger at me. "Not that easy is it!"

"Okay, okay. Why don't you get that help from Genma-san and Raido-san? You know they're together right?"

"I know that."

"Maybe they could set you up wth Iruka! Then you could tell him over dinner or something!"

"But what if he turns me down?"

"That is when you have to kiss him. Show him what a good kisser you are! Then, harrass him alittle-"

"What? Harrass him?"

"Of course. He's not going to know what to do! I say with a personality like his. He would be usually the uke. But when he's the seme, it's like, nothing else is better."

"How do you know all this?" He glares at me

"I've been hanging around Inutaki for to long. I think you made her all perverted now. She's been bugging me about watchin this yoai soap-opera with her. I mean it! I suffer through the hole make out scene!"

"Ahh, Inutaki has always bugged me about taping that show while we were on a mission."

"Maybe you could ask her about this?"

"Umm, no. She would probably ruin things for me." He shook his head. Hey! Why am I the one talking to him about this!

"Hey! Why are you talking to me about this!"

"You asked."

"Oh yeah."

"Kakashi-kun! I heard what you said! Maybe I could help! I have the perfect solution! Well...actually about six-teen!" I looked at the door as Inutaki walked in. I glanced at Kakashi who had an annoyed look on his face.

"I guess I'll leave you two alone." I jump off the bed. Inutaki pounces on Kakashi and starts jabbering about 'the perfect plan' and 'make out together' I smile slyly as I see Kakashi struggle to get Inutaki off of him.

"Wait! Pakkun! Don't go! Help!" I look back and see Inutaki licking Kakashi's masked face.

I laugh as I walk out of the doorway and hear Inutaki still blabbering and Kakashi groaning. Well, anyway, what was I saying? Oh yes. Kakashi might be a very good ninja. But his romance skills are very weak. How do I know all this? Well I'm Kakashi's favorite dog. He has told me things ever scince I was born. Damn was he disturbed!. Ever since that day we have been 'master and his talking dog'. Of course Kakashi is the talking dog. Hehehe.

Yaaay! Could you tell it was Pakkun? I was going for someone's point of veiw. And Pakkun's fit just fine! I think it came out good.

What will Inutaki do to help out Kakashi? Do you want to know?

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