A Good Breeze

Drabble

"Er, Draco--What are you doing?"

"Getting dressed."

"I can see that, I mean, what are you wearing? You can't wear green robes with gold stars on them to a Muggle shopping center."

"Sure I can. Besides, I like my dress robes, my boy bits get a good breeze."

"Here wear this, I bought it and you've never worn it."

"What is this made of, kneazle fur?"

"It's called cashmere and it's muggle. Put it on."

"I'm going to trade you for a fiancee with some style."

"Nice try finding someone else that will put up with a grown man going commando in a green dress."