NOTE!: REWRITTEN!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto-kun… too bad…or I'll be the unpredictable knucklehead in the series and he's my koi!! Hehehe! He's so kawaii!!
Warning: this is my first ever fanfiction…pls. be gentle!! Handle me with care!!
Summary: Never ever get near the 5th Hokage when drunk… What you wanted might turn out to be the opposite!!One-sided SasuSaku, one-sided NaruSaku, eventually FemNarusasu... Naruto will be a girl in this fic!
Blablablah – thoughts
Chapter One: Where it all began: A Grinning Sakura
At the hokage's office…
Tsunade: S-A-K-E!! Sa--ke-kun!! Give… me… all. of… yo-----uu!! Ugh! ZzzzzZzzzz… (snores)
The last words and action of the great Godaime-sama proved a pink-haired kunoichi she is totally drunk! Hell, who will never be drunk after getting 20 gallons of sake!! What could her student be doing to her making her drunk?
Sakura: (evil laugh) ahahahahaha (eep!! Tsunade-sensei might wake up)!! Ahahahaahaha! Now is my chance to be the most beautiful kunoichi in the whole world!! With Tsunade- sensei's help (hold's a certain scroll belonging to the Godaime), my beloved Sasuke- kun will notice me and forever he'll be mine!!! Aha- hahahaha!!! I never know Tsunade-sensei will easily give me this scroll and she also said the instructions! Kami, I never know I will be this close to be Mrs. Uchiha! Sasuke- kun here I come!
A cold gust of wind filled the office leaving a sleeping and snoring Tsunade on the floor as Sakura left the place with an evil grin on her pale face.
At the Training grounds…
The next day is a peaceful day. Clouds are dancing in the sky, enjoying the birds' chirps up in the trees of Konohagakure. A certain pink-haired kunoichi is smiling sweetly to the delicious err.. delightful sight in front of her: A brooding chicken-butt !!!!
Me: Who's glaring?? (horrified)
Sakura: SAY IT AGAIN??…(with clenched knuckles and a pulsating forehead)
Me: geesh, can't you take a joke? Besides, a nerve on your forehead will make you old! Bad sign for you to be noticed by your oh- Sasuke-KUN!! Tsk tsk tsk..
Sakura: (gasps and felt her forehead) why, sena –chan your righ--…hey!! You're not part of this story! Stop inserting yourself in the lines and go on with your work!
Me: fine! I'll fini--…HEY!! I'm the authoress here!! i have AUTHORity! You want me to erase you??
Sakura: Nooooo!! I want to be with my sasuke-kun! Onegai shimasu!! Nooo!! I promise!!
Me: then shut up and quit complaining!! As I was typing a while ago… wait!! My memory!! Err.. I got to find it first! Stupid Sakura! Disturbing my train of thought!!
Sakura was too focused on her daydreaming with (you know who!!) while waiting for Kakashi to come that she never noticed a flash of blonde blocking her Sasuke-kun.
Naruto: (grinning) SAKURA-CHAN! You look beau---! (receives a punch in the nose) Oww! Is that what I get from greeting you? …it's not like it's not her normal greeting...at least she greets me! yay!! (grinning in thoughts)
Sakura: Ma, naruto-baka !! so loud!! You are disrupting my thoughts.. Now, I have to find it.. (Me:hmm.. sounds familiar!!)
As she was regaining the things in her mind to daydream again….POOF!! (You all knew who appeared) Looks like Sakura's day will never be great!
Sakura and Naruto: You're LATE for almost 3 HOURS!! ( sounds like they're going to eat Kaka-sensei alive!!)
Kakashi: Eee! Gomen, as you see as I pass by the seaside, a dolphin got trapped by plastics and it can't breathe so I have to—
Naruto: Stop those nonsense reasons Kakashi- sensei, what are we going to—hey, isn't that Iruka sensei's… what is it called again (I can't think of a thing!! Use your imagination of what that thing may be)??
Sakura was busy staring at Sasuke's face while Sasuke enjoyed looking at the ground so nobody paid attention to Naruto's ranting.
Kakashi:( went wide-eyed but regain his composure ) Guess I accidentally took it after both of us save that dolphin. Poor thing, it almost died! ( Me: It's true that a dolphin was stuck in a plastic! And Kakashi found Iruka who was also helping the poor dolphin so...you pervert thinking it was something else!) well, we don't have a mission today… Training is it!! Naruto, Sasuke, you two spar. Sakura , you'll train with me..
Sasuke: at last I can already speak! My mouth's drying up! Stupid authoress! Almost forgetting I'm here..
Me: hey, I'm not the emo here!! Go and act like you would be!! Wait!! You still are thinking not talking moron!! Now, I thought you were a prodigy… so what will you say oh high and mighty Uchiha!!??(snickers)
Sakura: Ano…Sasuke-kun… take care…
Sasuke: JUST LEAVE ME ALONE YOU…STUP--!! Eep! I opened my mouth…damn you sena-chan!! I ruined my emo character! Wait, you're the one who ruined it! Damn you authoress!
Me: yay! I got you there !! He called me Sena- CHAN!! Oi, Sasuke I'm starting to think you like me !!ahahaha!! Too bad you said it in front of…
Sakura: Sa...su...ke, what did I do?(teary eyed thinking that Sasuke got angry of her)
Sasuke: Shut up! why did I call her sena-chan?... Well, it's her pen-name!! Now I have to face a teary-eyed annoying pinky(still shocked as to what he just said) hn...what will be the excuse?? ( eyes closed and mentally slapping his face while ALMOST not noticing a heavy blow aiming to his face).. DOBE, wtf!! (eyes widening to a fist getting closer)
Naruto: damn bastard, he still dodged the attack! Don't you dare hurt Sakura-chan you TEME!
And so they began their training leaving Sakura with waterfalls coming out of her eyes!! Kakashi never noticed since he was busy with his new copy of icha-icha recently published by the frog sannin.
After 20 minutes of standing like a water fountain, Sakura, regained control of herself and decided to sneak up on the two in order to get her plan work! Heck, Kakashi-sensei won't train her!! She almost forgot why she was so happy for this day to come, the inevitable day that Sasuke-kun will be hers! Kakashi sensei will not mind though, so she just look over the entire forest as to where the two have been.
Sakura: There they are! Good enough to barge in since they're exhausted and tired already. Now, how to make my plan work…think Sakura, THINK!.......... I get it!!! Ahahahaha!! You are so brilliant Sakura!! (evil grin)
Next Chapter: Tsunade wonders where the heck is one of her scrolls after awaking from the big headache ( why drink too much sake?) and goes insane looking for it causing the office to be more messed up meaning the harder it is to find it. What is the Scroll about?… Meanwhile, Sakura is beginning to work out her plan..
Me: oh, no!! Sasuke will be in deep trouble!! Hide sasuke!!! What will Sakura do? What is in that scroll? And why is she grinning madly?? Will her plan work?? How is Tsunade-sama? Wow too many questions!! If you have suggestions, I am gladly accepting it!! Thanks!! At least one review will be very much appreciated!! Also, criticism must be constructive, if there will be any…Hope you like my first Chapter!