A/N: Actually, it's the 13 Days of Christmas in order to include everyone, aside from Lauren. I was going to write Tina and Mike as an item, then have Sam be number twelve, but I didn't want to do that for some reason. Gosh, this cast is so huge! I know this isn't very good, but oh well. I hope you enjoy the dorkiness! And there can never be too many days of Christmas, am I right? ;)

On the first day of Christmas Kurt gave to me: a bottle of hairspray…yippie!

On the second day of Christmas Blaine gave to me: two dapper smiles, and a bottle of hairspray…yippie!

On the third day of Christmas Rachel gave to me: three Gold Stars, two dapper smiles, and a bottle of hairspray….yippie!

On the fourth day of Christmas Santana gave to me: four sweet lady kisses, three Gold Stars, two dapper smiles, and a bottle of hairspray…yippie!

On the fifth day of Christmas Brittany gave to me: five magic combs, four sweet lady kisses, three Gold Stars, two dapper smiles, and a bottle of hairspray…yippie!

On the sixth day of Christmas Tina gave to me: six vampire bites, five magic combs, four sweet lady kisses, three Gold Stars, two dapper smiles, and a bottle of hairspray…yippie!

On the seventh day of Christmas Mercedes gave to me: seven bags of tots, six vampire bites, five magic combs, four sweet lady kisses, three Gold stars, two dapper smiles, and a bottle of hairspray…yippie!

On the eighth day of Christmas Mike gave to me: eight dance lessons, seven bags of tots, six vampire bites, five magic combs, four sweet lady kisses, three Gold Stars, two dapper smiles, and a bottle of hairspray…yippie!

On the ninth day of Christmas Artie gave to me: nine wheelchairs, eight dance lessons, seven bags of tots, six vampire bites, five magic combs, four sweet lady kisses, three Gold Stars, two dapper smiles, and a bottle of hairspray…yippie!

On the tenth day of Christmas Finn gave to me: ten grilled cheesus sandwiches, nine wheelchairs, eight dance lessons, seven bags of tots, six vampire bites, five magic combs, four sweet lady kisses, three Gold Stars, two dapper smiles, and a bottle of hairspray…yippie!

On the eleventh day of Christmas Quinn gave to me: eleven prom queen dresses, ten grilled cheesus sandwiches, nine wheelchairs, eight dance lessons, seven bags of tots, six vampire bits, five magic combs, four sweet lady kisses, three Gold stars, two dapper smiles, and a bottle of hairspray…yippie!

On the twelfth day of Christmas Puck gave to me: twelve badass Mohawks, eleven prom queen dresses, ten grilled cheesus sandwiches, nine wheelchairs, eight dance lessons, seven bags of tots, six vampire bites, five magic combs, four sweet lady kisses, three Gold Stars, two dapper smiles, and a bottle of hairspray…yippie!

On the thirteenth day of Christmas Sam gave to meeee: thirteen bottles of peroxide, twelve badass Mohawks, eleven prom queen dresses, ten grilled cheesus sandwiches, nine wheelchairs, eight dance lessons, seven bags of tots, six vampire bites, five magic combs, four sweet lady kisses, three Gold Stars, two dapper smiles, and a bottle of hairspray…yippie! (chokes on the hairspray fumes)

A/N: I literally could not think of something that Kurt would give me that would end in the "eee" sound for the sake of rhyming in the song…hence, the "yippie!" I hope it didn't annoy you too badly! ;)